What's The Most Simp S*** You Ever Did (Simp Confessions)

[TEH]

I hope the women reading this see how brothers turn(ed) ruthless...

 

[Silkk]

I bought her a Quarter Pounder with cheese

Bought to neg this nikka cause im over here craving the fukk out McDonalds rn

 

[Rozay Oro]

I bought a stuffed animal

 

[Turk]

This whole thread

 

[mrfortune]

pay for dinner or pay for a drink for a stranger

 

[BornStar]

A few years back, a chick got distant in me so I kept on hittin up her up countless times to no avail

Those were dark times

I cuffed a hoe she was my first GF.

 

[eifmp]

Any of the Coli brethren can relate?

Also, how dumb is he to post this on his social media? If I cry over a woman (or for any reason) it's in the privacy of my own.

Are men allowed to show emotion in 2020 or is it still

 

[Chris Cool]

Sent a bytch flowers on Valentine's day a couple weeks ago. I realized the error of my ways and tried to cancel, but it was already too late.