What's the most times you fuc*ed in a day?

[Niggthaniel Essex]

7, but drugs were involved.

Natural? 4

 

[Banned Account12]

How da f do you get 8 orgasms in day?

I can't bust more than 3 times in a day, after that, I get hard but nothing comes out.

xtc or molly

 

[Banned Account12]

7 or 8 off xtc and loud

 

[DatNkkaCutty]

6x after my ex came back from FAMU back in the day for break...a ngga was feenin for her thick ass ...damn I miss her

 

[StickStickly]

5 times in Amsterdam. Might have gotten up to 7 but my last encounter nearly got me stabbed/Kidnapped so I stopped.

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[Unknown Poster]

3.

 

[Address_Unknown]

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Can't find the thread where I had this all typed out, so I just went ahead and did it again since most people seem to catch a laugh over my horny bullshyt. Longstory short, I got 'charged' more than I should for entertaining fukkery that I shoulda deaded instead of indulged in.

Spoiler

I was over in Amsterdam, having found a cheap ticket from England where I was visiting my Cousin, so me and him was over there for a minute but I decided to stay an extra week since I ain't had nothing to do and a sizeable amount of coin, most of which went towards buying trim in the redlight district.

I can't account for anyone else, but a breh had that same juvenile tingle I used to get when I bought/rented porn being underage despite already having as much access as a kid in the late 90's could back then. Women in windows and none of 'em ain't playing shy. The first two days I was up to like 2 chicks a day, with the evening being the third. Got used to negotiating, flirting and setting up a price, pacing myself, looking out for upsells and time wasters (One chick went to take a shower, spent damn 20 minutes in that bytch putting on a show only to stop a breh 5 minutes in talkin' about my time is up). So about my third or so day, I'm with it and shyt is moving smoothly. That's when I start getting that gluttonous itch and decide to just fukk my self to exhaustion. So the day in question, I smash a chick before breakfast, eat breakfast, smash another chick. Chill by a bar for a minute, get a second wind, go in for a third chick, eat a big lunch (Actually ate it with the third chick since she was off her shift it seems), cool out until night sets in, re-up on condoms and start the debauchery again.

So I head back out later that evening and despite already having been with 3 chicks before, I'm just letting lust and alcohol (and a bit of weed

) push me through these streets, plus after resetting my refractory period (Space between orgasming and feeling horny again, AKA Downtime) so many times but STILL popping wood gives a breh an unhealthy amount of Stamina and lack of sensitivity so I'm looking to put in work with any freak I see licking a window or fiddling herself, meet this buxom russian broad, she waving a breh over, Puttin' 'em on the Glass, Round 4.

So I hop in, negotiate a price, time, ground rules, the usual, we head in and get down to business. First off she tries to get me to jump in the shower with her, but I just came off one less than an hour ago, so I have her sniff my arm if she ain't convinced. She ain't, so I have her sniff my nuts. So after she finishes topping a breh off, I'm pushed back onto a bed, moved up to the bed head, she hops on and starts to drive.

One of the most enthusiastic cowgirls I ever got in my life, this chick ain't just going up and down, she twerking on the shyts before twerking evolved from Juvenile's Back Dat Azz up video and became mainstream. So I'm sitting back, tongue out my mouth just enjoying what the fukk I paid for trying to calculate her tip when I start to notice shyt in my slowly disassociated state. I'm smelling an extra smell, and even though the room's dark, I'm feeling like someone else in here with us, but everytime I try and move my head, she sorta pushes me back down and just make sure that she the only thing in my focus. At first I'm like "Whatever", just enjoy this trim smashing the hell out of your lap with this ass and then I see it.

I see another chick crawling commando through the clothes on the floor, digging into my trouser pockets while this chick putting me to the sword with this riding and I jump up and interrupt the whole fukking play and they both spring into action and start copping individual pleas. Chick I caught going through my shyt rambling on in Serbian, chick I'm with rambling on in Serbian and English. She trying to tell me that this other chick was looking for the clothes of a john she just had earlier but I'm trying to talk over these bytches like "Yo, I ain't with this shyt, you was going through my fukking pockets, Chick. I caught you" then one of 'em grabbed my dikk and before I know it they fighting over a breh balls'n'shaft on some pornstar shyt

In retrospect I should have deaded the whole thing right there and kept up my indignation, but as a man who spent the past 3 days drinking and rutting like a maniac, I wasn't in no position to turn down a Threesome, albiet a very impromptu one done under the guise of calming me down rather than sexual fulfillment by all parties. So we go at it everywhich way for like an hour and, lay about on each other for another 15, I tip 'em both, bite a titty and then I'm out the door, feeling drained but happy, I'm gonna go party/chill for the rest of the night, can't nothing top this shyt.

I go outside and immediately get hit with a stiff arm and I'm looking up at this Baltic looking cat who all like "You didn't pay. You need to pay." I'm like Yo, Boris. I gave the money to your Bro when I came in. You can't just up and fukk girls in here without paying, you know that!"
So before I can even draw my retarded ass mind on what the fukk just happened a few minutes earlier, he says it for me. "Extra girl, more time. Pay now." so he's standing up (This fool looked atleast 6'6") towering over me, his brother or what's not by the door looking at me all fukked up, but I'm holding my ground like "What other bytch, Dude? You mean THAT bytch that tried to steal from me? Breh! I was on the clock, so I continued fukking. Y'all got my money already, I ain't bought no extra bytch or paid for none of that."

So between all this shyt, I'm gauging the scene, now while both these cats taller than me and prolly been in the Army'n'shyt so they built extra apart from just being middle eastern tough from poverty and hard living and what's not, the real closer came over and got directly into my face and started speaking. Dude was like two inches off my height, small but wirey with a scarred face and Tattoos to go with it. Now I done seen enough Middle Eastern Jail Documentaries and what's not to notice Gang Tattoos and while them other two dudes hollering, he just watching me dead in the eyes, with his dead eyes and talking.

"Extra girls, Extra time. You need to pay more. Or else we have problem." Now as he's saying this shyt, he's being sorta civil but he done reached into my top pocket and tookout my passport So even if I was gonna make a run for it, that move pretty much stalemated all my other pre-emptives and I wasn't even thinking on swinging on them two cats before this more serious one came up. So I shrug, reach into my back pocket, pull out my last 3 50 Euro notes, separate whatever loose change and crumpled bills form it, hand it directly to the small Serb and open my hand for my passport.

He looks at it, looks at me, I look at him, he hands it back to me and looks to Son me with one of them Mobster like cheek pats and goes. "No more trouble from you tonight." I hit that bytch with a "Dox-Vi-Dan-Ya" and ruffle the top of his head and made my way right the fukk on out, thankful as fukk to be able breathe that cold ass air.

Took my ass to the first park bench I could find and just

lucky somebody didn't puncture my stupid ass on that bullshyt.

 

[GreenGhxst]

3 or 4 sex
if you talking jerking off probably 7 dikk was sore af and women looked more plain than corn flakes to me, a bad bytch could've walked right in front of me and spread her bare ass cheeks that wouldn't have done nothing for me after 7 times, if anything I'd be more disgusted

 

[GreenGhxst]

Can't find the thread where I had this all typed out, so I just went ahead and did it again since most people seem to catch a laugh over my horny bullshyt. Longstory short, I got 'charged' more than I should for entertaining fukkery that I shoulda deaded instead of indulged in.

Spoiler

I was over in Amsterdam, having found a cheap ticket from England where I was visiting my Cousin, so me and him was over there for a minute but I decided to stay an extra week since I ain't had nothing to do and a sizeable amount of coin, most of which went towards buying trim in the redlight district.

I can't account for anyone else, but a breh had that same juvenile tingle I used to get when I bought/rented porn being underage despite already having as much access as a kid in the late 90's could back then. Women in windows and none of 'em ain't playing shy. The first two days I was up to like 2 chicks a day, with the evening being the third. Got used to negotiating, flirting and setting up a price, pacing myself, looking out for upsells and time wasters (One chick went to take a shower, spent damn 20 minutes in that bytch putting on a show only to stop a breh 5 minutes in talkin' about my time is up). So about my third or so day, I'm with it and shyt is moving smoothly. That's when I start getting that gluttonous itch and decide to just fukk my self to exhaustion. So the day in question, I smash a chick before breakfast, eat breakfast, smash another chick. Chill by a bar for a minute, get a second wind, go in for a third chick, eat a big lunch (Actually ate it with the third chick since she was off her shift it seems), cool out until night sets in, re-up on condoms and start the debauchery again.

So I head back out later that evening and despite already having been with 3 chicks before, I'm just letting lust and alcohol (and a bit of weed

) push me through these streets, plus after resetting my refractory period (Space between orgasming and feeling horny again, AKA Downtime) so many times but STILL popping wood gives a breh an unhealthy amount of Stamina and lack of sensitivity so I'm looking to put in work with any freak I see licking a window or fiddling herself, meet this buxom russian broad, she waving a breh over, Puttin' 'em on the Glass, Round 4.

So I hop in, negotiate a price, time, ground rules, the usual, we head in and get down to business. First off she tries to get me to jump in the shower with her, but I just came off one less than an hour ago, so I have her sniff my arm if she ain't convinced. She ain't, so I have her sniff my nuts. So after she finishes topping a breh off, I'm pushed back onto a bed, moved up to the bed head, she hops on and starts to drive.

One of the most enthusiastic cowgirls I ever got in my life, this chick ain't just going up and down, she twerking on the shyts before twerking evolved from Juvenile's Back Dat Azz up video and became mainstream. So I'm sitting back, tongue out my mouth just enjoying what the fukk I paid for trying to calculate her tip when I start to notice shyt in my slowly disassociated state. I'm smelling an extra smell, and even though the room's dark, I'm feeling like someone else in here with us, but everytime I try and move my head, she sorta pushes me back down and just make sure that she the only thing in my focus. At first I'm like "Whatever", just enjoy this trim smashing the hell out of your lap with this ass and then I see it.

I see another chick crawling commando through the clothes on the floor, digging into my trouser pockets while this chick putting me to the sword with this riding and I jump up and interrupt the whole fukking play and they both spring into action and start copping individual pleas. Chick I caught going through my shyt rambling on in Serbian, chick I'm with rambling on in Serbian and English. She trying to tell me that this other chick was looking for the clothes of a john she just had earlier but I'm trying to talk over these bytches like "Yo, I ain't with this shyt, you was going through my fukking pockets, Chick. I caught you" then one of 'em grabbed my dikk and before I know it they fighting over a breh balls'n'shaft on some pornstar shyt

In retrospect I should have deaded the whole thing right there and kept up my indignation, but as a man who spent the past 3 days drinking and rutting like a maniac, I wasn't in no position to turn down a Threesome, albiet a very impromptu one done under the guise of calming me down rather than sexual fulfillment by all parties. So we go at it everywhich way for like an hour and, lay about on each other for another 15, I tip 'em both, bite a titty and then I'm out the door, feeling drained but happy, I'm gonna go party/chill for the rest of the night, can't nothing top this shyt.

I go outside and immediately get hit with a stiff arm and I'm looking up at this Baltic looking cat who all like "You didn't pay. You need to pay." I'm like Yo, Boris. I gave the money to your Bro when I came in. You can't just up and fukk girls in here without paying, you know that!"
So before I can even draw my retarded ass mind on what the fukk just happened a few minutes earlier, he says it for me. "Extra girl, more time. Pay now." so he's standing up (This fool looked atleast 6'6") towering over me, his brother or what's not by the door looking at me all fukked up, but I'm holding my ground like "What other bytch, Dude? You mean THAT bytch that tried to steal from me? Breh! I was on the clock, so I continued fukking. Y'all got my money already, I ain't bought no extra bytch or paid for none of that."

So between all this shyt, I'm gauging the scene, now while both these cats taller than me and prolly been in the Army'n'shyt so they built extra apart from just being middle eastern tough from poverty and hard living and what's not, the real closer came over and got directly into my face and started speaking. Dude was like two inches off my height, small but wirey with a scarred face and Tattoos to go with it. Now I done seen enough Middle Eastern Jail Documentaries and what's not to notice Gang Tattoos and while them other two dudes hollering, he just watching me dead in the eyes, with his dead eyes and talking.

"Extra girls, Extra time. You need to pay more. Or else we have problem." Now as he's saying this shyt, he's being sorta civil but he done reached into my top pocket and tookout my passport So even if I was gonna make a run for it, that move pretty much stalemated all my other pre-emptives and I wasn't even thinking on swinging on them two cats before this more serious one came up. So I shrug, reach into my back pocket, pull out my last 3 50 Euro notes, separate whatever loose change and crumpled bills form it, hand it directly to the small Serb and open my hand for my passport.

He looks at it, looks at me, I look at him, he hands it back to me and looks to Son me with one of them Mobster like cheek pats and goes. "No more trouble from you tonight." I hit that bytch with a "Dox-Vi-Dan-Ya" and ruffle the top of his head and made my way right the fukk on out, thankful as fukk to be able breathe that cold ass air.

Took my ass to the first park bench I could find and just

lucky somebody didn't puncture my stupid ass on that bullshyt.

what a riveting fukking tale, now these hoes you were smashing, were they like 8s and 9s?

real shyt, seriously enjoyed that shyt lol, got lost in the font

 

[blockburna420]

9 times when I first got with my woman. Plenty of smoke in the air, shyt I even called off work the next day.

 

[MalikX]

For like 7 hours once. We stayed in bed from like 10 to 5 fukking and eating. My dikk felt like a steel pipe after the 4th nut.

 

[Address_Unknown]

what a riveting fukking tale, now these hoes you were smashing, were they like 8s and 9s?

real shyt, seriously enjoyed that shyt lol, got lost in the font

5's to 9's, honestly.

At first I was trying my best to only have it with dime chicks, but I'm the type of dude that stands up in the Aisle comparing peanut butters for like 15 minutes before I put one in a cart, so whenever I tagged a really attractive chick, something told me to keep walking down the line to see if I could find anything better and 3-5 times I came back, she was either gone or getting lusted on by some other dudes

So I'd only go after 'dimes' as early as they'd appear in the morning or to top off my evening with one last strenuous nut and see if I could get her to come back to my hotel room after hours or at the very least go partying.

In between I was just looking for chicks I found attractive for the most part, get my nut and hopefully not get the itch to pass through them streets every time afterwards.

Plus after learning about the different coloured windows and my first ordeal looking to buy trim on the wrong fukking street, I was through being picky..

 

[TEH]

In my prime 5 or 6

Now ... 1 or 2

 

[yardman]

6 but to be honest I was done after 4 . even rested a few hours in between but ended up literally falling asleep in it

It's all in the okra

Have no stamina brehs :ahaha:

 

[GreenGhxst]

5's to 9's, honestly.

At first I was trying my best to only have it with dime chicks, but I'm the type of dude that stands up in the Aisle comparing peanut butters for like 15 minutes before I put one in a cart, so whenever I tagged a really attractive chick, something told me to keep walking down the line to see if I could find anything better and 3-5 times I came back, she was either gone or getting lusted on by some other dudes

So I'd only go after 'dimes' as early as they'd appear in the morning or to top off my evening with one last strenuous nut and see if I could get her to come back to my hotel room after hours or at the very least go partying.

In between I was just looking for chicks I found attractive for the most part, get my nut and hopefully not get the itch to pass through them streets every time afterwards.

Plus after learning about the different coloured windows and my first ordeal looking to buy trim on the wrong fukking street, I was through being picky..

I'm the same way with shyt