R.E.N. Spells Ren
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I was adding in the costs, because not many clubs would say "$300 minimum", They'd say "2 bottle" or "1 bottle" minimum, but not "$300 minimum" unless that was going to be a separate cost, because that wording would be confusing.
Lol you STILL in here telling on yaself.

All bottles don't cost the same. A bottle of Moet is not the same as a bottle of Ace. There's nothing simpler than a table minimum, breh. Bottle minimums get confusing. If my party wants to chill out and sip on a $3k bottle of champagne, while the table next to me buys 3 bottles of $400 Rose, you really think the club gonna try to force me to get a second bottle?
Hell no.
(and I'm not saying no clubs do bottle minimums, just that most do table minimums, cuz they're simpler)
I would point out the other tap dancing you just did, too, but I'm on my phone and don't have the patience.... still, I see you dancing
