What's the nastiest/weirdest shyt a shorty said/did while you was smashing?

[yardman]

I'm digging her out she feel my shyt jump and start yelling "NUT ON MY HEAD, NUT ON MY HEAD". So I pulls out and skeet on her spine cause I don't listen to nobody and she was all . And said "I heard sperm grows your hair faster" . shyt was fukking weird. The guts was phenomenal so it ain't shyt tho.

 

[QuavoFlow]

bytch told me to nut in her mouth so she could spit it back up on her titties

 

[ba'al]

Piss on her.

 

[KingTut]

bytch told me to nut in her mouth so she could spit it back up on her titties

Would've shot a damn gallon in her mouth.

 

[QuavoFlow]

Would've shot a damn gallon in her mouth.

i obliged and she proceeded to do just that

 

[GodinDaFlesh]

You're so much bigger than my dad's dyck.

 

[DJSmooth]

"Let me lick your eye ball"

Her naked ass spent 15 mins wrestling with my trying to lick my eye.

 

[Fmju]

This one bytch said she had to fart

I didn't stop and she didn't fart for her cuz she woulda had a fat ass knot on the back of her head

 

[Admiral Ackbar]

Put it in, and after three strokes she mutters, "My dad passed away around lunch today" and she started tearing up while I was tearing it up. All I said was sorry, pumped three or four times, and felt guilty AF. Got dressed and held her while she cried, naked.

 

[QuavoFlow]

You're so much bigger than my dad's dyck.

 

[Swagnicious]

Y'all ain't gonna believe this, but fukk y'all because it actually fukking happened.....

bytch was giving me that head.....all of a sudden outta nowhere she blew her nose on my dikk.....then continued sucking with the snot on it

She was freaky to begin with....let me choke her legit, and fling her lil ass all over the bedroom and shyt.....she used to talk the nastiest shyt and holler like Lily Thai....but that snot shyt she did was the bee's knees

We broke up over 2 years ago.....I still love her

 

[Pitfalls0117]

Put it in, and after three strokes she mutters, "My dad passed away around lunch today" and she started tearing up while I was tearing it up. All I said was sorry, pumped three or four times, and felt guilty AF. Got dressed and held her while she cried, naked.

You did the right thing, breh

I've never really had a bytch say anything crazy to me. One girl was like "i want you to come inside me" but that's pretty boring

I never really talk much during sex, only before and after

 

[yardman]

she started tearing up while I was tearing it up.

 

[QuavoFlow]

Y'all ain't gonna believe this, but fukk y'all because it actually fukking happened.....

bytch was giving me that head.....all of a sudden outta nowhere she blew her nose on my dikk.....then continued sucking with the snot on it

She was freaky to begin with....let me choke her legit, and fling her lil ass all over the bedroom and shyt.....she used to talk the nastiest shyt and holler like Lily Thai....but that snot shyt she did was the bee's knees

We broke up over 2 years ago.....I still love her

 

[Pitfalls0117]

actually one time I was hitting this girl from the back and it was dark in her room and I accidentally started to put it in her ass

Her body made the nastiest, most demonic sound...it wasn't exactly a fart

She just turned around and says, "incorrect insertion "

Definitely not freaky in a good way