What's the pettiest thing you bushed a chick for?

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Was going out to eat with a girl but the place apparently flooded and was closed. It was getting late and not many places were open. I was lookin for other places to eat and said, "hmm what should we eat? :jbhmm:"

This bytch said "McDonald's" :gucci:

MCDONALDS!! :hhh: :hhh:
Right then, I can SEE the grease flowin through her veins :what:

I've always been a top tier fit breh but love my BBW's, but I flew too close to the sun on this one :huhldup: . I negatively judge ANYONE who eats McDonalds, and I'd never date a girl who does :camby:. If a BBW gets her calories from in-n-out, that's much more tolerable than a McDonald's ass bytch :why:

I told her I had to be up early anyway, dropped her off and never talked to her again because I was so disgusted :scust:
fukkin wit fat bytches :mjlol:
 

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:russ: I just went out with a chick who kept saying the same shyt and finding way to get over

instant bushes
she was a chick that was new to this country from malawi i think..doing her masters at one of big colleges in boston..in my actual dating age range...and she knew i wasn't no broke guy...thats for sure...i guess she got too comfortable with me and thought that was an appropriate thing to say to me..its a shame..she was slim thick with a mean walk and fine as all hell plus she had crazy knowledge of 90s hiphop..but i cant condone no white sugar daddy talk..she had to go :smh:
 

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Not giving head,, a whole lot want to give it to you when u bushed them

Since im older in my 40s Im tired of them Trying to tell me what I should do when these same bytches never told they baby daddies to see their kids
 

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She knew she was cat fishing me and still decided to meet up. Had a 20 minute conversation about her weight when we met up and I determined she was typical single sorority brunch every Sunday high calorie not going to the gym chicks who was gone ballon up past 2 bills soon.

:camby:
 

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I bushed a chick after putting her out of my car because she looked at me crazy for telling her to get her feet off of my dashboard. I don't think it was petty but others have argued that is was.


Also, I bushed a chicken after seeing her eat nastily.:scust:
 

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Pulled back from kissing her, and my mathematical mind (c) Spoon, could only see her face as an inverted trapezoid

trapezoid.png
 

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I got way to many stories.

Many just from PNC. Attractive in shape, solid in bed. But PNC hits and I was like I'm good.

One talked to damn much. Literally held a taco in her had for 10 minutes just talking about nothing. I sat there hating my life. Told her let's finish eating and we can talk when we are done. She started crying talking about I don't care about her and her feelings. She was talking about nothing. It was like no one talked to her for years and she was happy someone talked to her pretty girl too.

Another I was smashing. She had one of those body suits that snap in the crotch. I flipped her over to hit it from the back and yeah....it had some stains on it.:francis:

Had another open up and tell me she had been committed to an institution.

Had this Mexican chic show up to my house uninvited wearing a trenchcoat and heels. Cursed her out smashed and sent her packing.

I would have to think but there is more. I was a scumbag back in the day.
 

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she was a chick that was new to this country from malawi i think..doing her masters at one of big colleges in boston..in my actual dating age range...and she knew i wasn't no broke guy...thats for sure...i guess she got too comfortable with me and thought that was an appropriate thing to say to me..its a shame..she was slim thick with a mean walk and fine as all hell plus she had crazy knowledge of 90s hiphop..but i cant condone no white sugar daddy talk..she had to go :smh:
:ohhh:this chick was from from Nigeria

yeah she got way to comfortable to fast.
 

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Ashy ankles n feet.

Just totally killed any attraction i felt for her.

Whoever said the feet in the dashboard thing, I feel you.

I've only ever seen white people do it and it looks slovenly EVERY.SINGLE.TIME.

Just screams no home training.
 

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I bushed a guy because he was fine :pachaha:

He was a model and flawless. He was so use to women falling all over him and I told him I wasn't interested to humble him.

He was sooooo shocked. He spun the blocked on me 3 or 4 times. Once he hit me with " Nah shorty you have to see me again." And literally came by just so I could look at him. He was gorgeous no doubt but I was good. It was hilarious.

He later became a full on "peace, love and BP deadhead" (not quite a hotep) and tried me again. Still turned him down though he looked just as good.

I don't even remember his name I should have followed him on IG.
 
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