what's the riskiest thing you've ever done while at work?

[EA]

whst was the response

Luckily, I closed the video before too much noise got out but enough was heard for people to look at me like

 

[GreenGhxst]

MY life and times as a security officer...

- Went and got a blowjob while I should've been watching the building....
- Smoking blunts on the rooftop with co workers, drinking liquor...
- Throwing firecrackers off the building
- Stealing employees food out the fridge

and my least proud one

...Worked overnight security for this private college, had to work a 16 hour shift because finals and people wanted to come in and study...
...Nobody in the building... dead as fukk.. I'm the only person walking through the building... a horny nikka bored af
They had just installed some brand new state of the art mac PC's (for video editing and shyt), went up the to the classroom, projected some piff through the screen projecter.. locked the door... jerked off to them old WSHH Honey Vixxen videos or some shyt

Busted a thick nut on the table top, wiped it up sprayed with lysol and got the fukk out... felt bad later because everytime I went to that classroom during the day for my patrol and saw somebody using that desk I remembered what I did



(This was years ago, don't judge me)

 

[GreenGhxst]

I was a virgin at the time, and some big booty chick had just started working there.

No lie, I went into a bathroom stall and jacked off.

 

[MeachTheMonster]

Used to smoke and drink at work when I worked nights. I was the only one there so fukk it

Also had my wife come up to visit me a few times and got some ass on the clock.

Good times

 

[Booker T Garvey]

Why so many of y'all jackin off at work

I know a dude that got fired for doing that shyt...a lot of men out here are insatiable and have absolutely no self control over their libido's

 

[TheDarkskinnedDrake]

-Taking an MRAP to Popeyes when I was just supposed to just be going to another base

- Finding IEDs

 

[Danie84]

Browse the internet without going Incognito

 

[DonRe]

Would take an hour nap at the massage table in this clinic I used to work at.

Same job, I worked with some freaky milfs. Well me and these two women would do crazy shyt in one of the ladies office. I sucked tities, they would suck my dikk. Everything except fukking. And we just laugh after. Just to see how far things could go.

Now these weren’t dimes either. But very shapely Early 40 yr olds.

I just remember. I did fukk a nurse in an exam room.

 

[DonRe]

MY life and times as a security officer...

- Went and got a blowjob while I should've been watching the building....
- Smoking blunts on the rooftop with co workers, drinking liquor...
- Throwing firecrackers off the building
- Stealing employees food out the fridge

and my least proud one

...Worked overnight security for this private college, had to work a 16 hour shift because finals and people wanted to come in and study...
...Nobody in the building... dead as fukk.. I'm the only person walking through the building... a horny nikka bored af
They had just installed some brand new state of the art mac PC's (for video editing and shyt), went up the to the classroom, projected some piff through the screen projecter.. locked the door... jerked off to them old WSHH Honey Vixxen videos or some shyt

Busted a thick nut on the table top, wiped it up sprayed with lysol and got the fukk out... felt bad later because everytime I went to that classroom during the day for my patrol and saw somebody using that desk I remembered what I did



(This was years ago, don't judge me)

See I was going to dap you becuase the remorse at the college but you couldn’t find the remorse in eating other people’s food? Nah brah you are a dirtbag.

 

[GreenGhxst]

See I was going to dap you becuase the remorse at the college but you couldn’t find the remorse in eating other people’s food? Nah brah you are a dirtbag.

Only did it when the stuff would be in there for like 2-3 + months untouched

I know still scummy shyt

 

[Kane1]

I didn't have a car at the time dude had a yukon. Using his truck = more cases to boost and more $$$ but dude got greedy and got caught

We took 6-8 cases every rip with his truck without it 1-2 cases

If you gonna share the hustle, make sure the other guy is a stand up dude and is proven in the game.......notes breh




Notes

 

[Black Magisterialness]

like a year ago fukkin wit this chaldean bro pulled out a gpen on a smoke break lol
walked around downtown hit it a couple times, came back in and walked right into a sales meeting nikkas was extra zooted lmao i was paranoid asf

goofy ass white dude running his yapper with the black jokes thought i was a kumbaya type told him straight up its a thousand alleys downtown we can take a quick 20 minute and throw hands slap box tussle whatever lol, i guess it was only risky cuz i aint know how he was gone react but he aint wanna do shyt after that, i walked up to him on some quiet shyt too when i said it.. turned red and alldat

this is one the most Detroit stories i ever heard.

 

[KillbertArenas]

me and my partner got a call of trespassing like 2 am in the morning, we got to the building and I saw one dude running and shyt.he dropped his gun but i shot him in the arm still. internal affairs never questioned anyone

yooooo...

this has me dying rn

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

-Taking an MRAP to Popeyes when I was just supposed to just be going to another base

- Finding IEDs

Kandahar?

 

[mrfortune]

when i was a stoner i literally smoked trees in the shop i managed at lunch like no one would smell it over the air spray, big duh. never got in trouble tho