what's the riskiest thing you've ever done while at work?

[Sonic Boom of the South]

Jacked off while on tower duty in Iraq

Had sex with a female soldier in a warehouse
In Kuwait at night while other soldiers were in there sleeping

Got a married female soldier pregnant but she had a miscarriage (or so she claims, I'm pretty sure she was lying bout all of it)

Sat on the open hatch of a Chinook as it flew in Afghanistan

Rode in a Land Rover in Iraq on a well know IED planting area

 

[god shamgod]

Use to work at a liquor store. Boosted cases of henny,crown,belvedere(when it was poppin),moet,remy etc

I was doing it dolo for a year put this other cat on and he fukked everything up

I use to go straight to the hood and sell them cases for 250-350 a case(depending on the liquor) to liquor stores. I was eating then dude got caught and it was over.

 

[MillionMills]

Thread got me lookin like a square

 

[Raw Lyrics]

fukk

 

[Dont@Me]

I dunno but I got falsely fired for stealing over 2k at this sweet porn shop gig I used to work at dude. It was a rad gig and it was back in the 90’s but GOLLY I’m in a tiff because I didn’t even do it DARN IT

Worked at an adult bookstore when I was 20 and stole over 2k in safe deposits in a month because the cac who I did shift change would say some greasy shyt to other co-workers so I decided to start theifing left and right....and this is when porn DVD's were just being released so I would take one or two home everyday and burn them to make copies.

Ended up quitting after I stole everything I wanted porn and money wise. Cac who was talking greasy was actually fired for it because they thought she did it.

Nobody ever knew it was all me.

Edit - Yoooooooooo

 

[Spiider]

Stole some drinks. Nobody noticed

 

[JAY?]

I dunno but I got falsely fired for stealing over 2k at this sweet porn shop gig I used to work at dude. It was a rad gig and it was back in the 90’s but GOLLY I’m in a tiff because I didn’t even do it DARN IT





Edit - Yoooooooooo

You're a female cac?

 

[martin payne]

Used to drive a taxi drunk. Shot my pistol in the air while driving a few times.

 

[mannyrs13]

I stole a ps vita one time while working at GameStop for a few months. Used to steal food from the deli at Winn Dixie to eat on my break. Like chicken tenders and Mac n cheese. Used to steal a pack of sour gummy worms and eat them when I would go around putting go backs.

That was all years ago. Nothing too recent. Just started at my new job on Monday. Haven't taken any risks but I already see a few women that I'm trying to fukk. Not trying to risk shyt on my first week tho.

 

[Starboy52]

Got a lap dance by two older women in a Wally World parking lot during the Black Friday rush my first month there.

 

[J Money]

Smoke on my lunch break
Steal a couple phones and accessories gonna take a Note 8 next
Sleep on my lunch break
Come in the morning high af
Come in hungover barely able to function


fukk work I'm just here to get paid and go home

 

[KENNY DA COOKER]

Was working the post office as a temp

They always gave me the worst routes out in the country area and i was being timed

I said fukk it im not gonna get stressed out...

Filled my water bottle with absolute vodka the night before

Went on my route..and did it with no worries the firsr 4 hrs...

But it got up to 98 degrees that day...and there is no air conditioning in them mail trucks....

By the end of the day i was sweating out all that liquor ..and exhausted and disorientated

And had 12 complaints from residents saying i gave them the WRONG MAIL

 

[luciddreamer]

Did a line or two...

 

[Tribal Outkast]

I worked in a hotel for years....enough said.

I worked at one for about 2 years.. I know.

 

[International Playa]

My first ever job Mcdonalds, used to flirt n grab white female co-workers asses.

As a black breh looking back at it, things could have ended horribely