what's the riskiest thing you've ever done while at work?

[Self_Born7]

in the warehouse, we used to have fork lift races,
same job had this thick Portuguese chick, I used to grab and palm her fat ass all the time and she used to squeeze my joint while at work...
food truck used to come around, and we used to toss food to the other side where some one waits and grab all the food and eat for free.. (racist cac, so we didnt care if he took losses)

Micky D's: used to keep all cash, when customer paid exact change, and didn't ring shyt up, when i was placed in the snack bar... we used to steal cases of nuggets and apple pies. Used to get popcorn kernels and blow them thru the straws and hit unsuspected cacs dining in the dining area... the confused looks were priceless. when i worked doubles, the shift manager at would show up and leave, and we were blowing trees, and stayed fugging up cats orders.

 

[TinFoilSnapBack]

Fukked a chick on my desk. Should have never gave me a door that locked.

This shyt just jogged my memory...

Around summer 2012, my ex girl worked for Vector (the marketing company behind Cutco knives). She wasn't a sales rep; she worked in the local office answering phones. One day, she hit me up and told me her boss left her in the office by herself for the whole day. It was a small two-office suite in an office building. I went there and fukked the dog shyt out of her on every piece of furniture in that suite, as well as the damn floor. Damn, I miss that freaky bytch sometimes.

 

[Moesha’s Overbearing Dad]

For my Navy brehs... We had this storage room called The Boom Boom Room it was near the front of the ship so nobody ever went near it... It was a locked storage room... Us IT/Communication dudes had the key.. real talk we had a lesbo chick that I reported to come ask me for the key to that room one night... I looked at her like ... i never ever found out what broad she took in there... Y'all Navy brehs and breaux know after dinner when you underway/out to sea.. they turn them regular lights down to them red lights... nikkas made a bed outta stacked printer paper boxes and snuck a pillow down from a empty rack

 

[Sunalmighty]

Stole 300 buck's when I worked at a mini Mart. I felt they were under paying me so I decided to take a bit extra

 

[scarlxrd]

fukked in the office

all these posts saying they smashed coworkers, what happened to "dont shyt where you eat" ?

I was 19-20 at the time I didn't give a damn

 

[Tommy Sheppard]

I smoke in my car while I’m at work, co workers are cool as hell about it too. and I work with the plug

 

[666 ReVeNGe 666]

I used to stay high at work and we all smoked on lunch break every day at McDonald's

One time...i was handing out food and someone in the drive thru let me hit their blunt

I was a teenager but looking back I'm at the thought of sharing a strangers blunt

 

[Shorty K]

Lost all the safety deposit money on memorial day after working a 13 hour shift.

 

[MikelArteta]

used to be a weekend manager in the electronics dept at a major dept store in the 2000s

took tons of products (from Playstations to dvds) through the front of the store, and back end receiving docks and sell them to this Viet connect I met in the store...pretty good side hustle for about 2 years

futureshop

 

[MikelArteta]

I'm in texas working at a big hospital.

but I'm not clinical, so I NEVER see any of the fukkery going down

yeah i work at a big hospital in toronto and i never seen anything go down but i'm corporate

 

[Malik1time]

Dont incriminate yourself brehs

 

[kovi]

May or may not have helped bossman launder some money for a cut and great future references.

 

[BruhManFromTheFifthFlo]

Leave shyt, blame night shift. Take shyt, feel on bytches, me and like 5 other nikkas would just leave the job and go missing for hours

Job paid trash and I knew I wasn’t gonna be there long, just waited to finish school

 

[Sonic Boom of the South]

how was this risky?

Cause I wasn't the Gunner and I normally don't fukk with shyt like that
And although I had the cable connected it was risky

I was sitting on it like this

 

[Crayola Coyote]

Told my white boss I wasn't playing that shyt of doing everyone job while people sleep. Told her to Send me home. (I work at night) my 2nd job fukked my boss daughter. She was a slut.