what's the riskiest thing you've ever done while at work?

[Gold]

alotta thieves in here

 

[StretfordRed]

Sucked some finance girls titties
Buss a nut in the bathroom
Blazed a zute
Stole a laptop x2

 

[Virtuous_Brotha]

Took the day off sick without telling anyone, was fired the next day
Browsing the internet so much snitches telling my boss

Taking unapproved days off when my manager was on holiday white collar jobs make this easy

 

[Lordgodking Nyc]

Was working the post office as a temp

They always gave me the worst routes out in the country area and i was being timed

I said fukk it im not gonna get stressed out...

Filled my water bottle with absolute vodka the night before

Went on my route..and did it with no worries the firsr 4 hrs...

But it got up to 98 degrees that day...and there is no air conditioning in them mail trucks....

By the end of the day i was sweating out all that liquor ..and exhausted and disorientated

And had 12 complaints from residents saying i gave them the WRONG MAIL

 

[EVILRICO]

I should've got into the medical field........

lemme guess the med center?

I'll just keep it at that

It's the big ass hospital in Galveston. UTMB.
That place was so messy, that they renamed it U .T ell . M y. B usssines

 

[EVILRICO]

I'm actually at work right now. Smoking a joint on the top of my toll booth. In the middle of nowheres.

 

[Hersh]

do better brehs

 

[Axolotl]

so many duck tales in this thread

 

[Axolotl]

This is the same forum talking about why would you even talk to a woman at your job, let alone hug them, and now everyone is smashing multiple women from their job AT their job. The Coli y'all.

all theses nikka are fake as fukk

 

[Iceson Beckford]

There was me avoiding co workers because you nikka advised me not to and I didnt want to fukk up my first job

Keep money I found whilst cleaning


Still want to go to my job high but I cant jepordise this gig for the next five months

 

[Ghost Utmost]

Used to go to work hung over.

Stupid hung over.

Going to the bathroom every hour for a 20 min nap hung over.

Office job. Real conservative company. Slacks.

Some bish snitched on me and that made me get my shyt together.

 

[lespaulultra3]

I pulled a gun on my boss when I was 17 because he didn't have my check. I got fired a few months later when he found out that I was the one that set him up to be robbed.

 

[Booker T Garvey]

I worked in a hotel for years....enough said.

this is a spin-off thread waiting to happen

 

[Booker T Garvey]

alotta thieves in here

yup. I knew a cat that use to steal from WENDY's safe - and he was a manager, him and his employees. nikka would brag about it to us too

that's why they don't put shyt in the hood for us now

so many duck tales in this thread

this too.

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

Smoke, fukk, drink, steal, clock in and leave.