What's the smallest thing you bushed a chick for?

[Dont@Me]

Getting the number and then when i messaged to set up meeting up later i noticed her profile pic on whatsapp was the dog ears with the tongue out filter...

that's the most annoying picture with these females.

 

[The Radiant One]

Her having PCOS after we would smash in the morning she would have a light beard outline.

Had stank breath

Had to wear a lot of makeup

She was messier than me

Had a wack p*ssy I couldn’t cum in it

 

[Bart simpson]

Shorty said she didn't like The Fresh Prince Of Bell Air

You dodged a bullet

 

[JOHN.KOOL]

that's the most annoying picture with these females.

Yup, that and the flower crown one, i bush females for both.

 

[Clay Puppington]

I was at a fair wit some ppls and there was a shorty there. A light drizzle started and shorty said "can i wear your hat"

say yes & look like a bowcat, say no and look like a dikk - ain't want nothin to do with her after that (i said no)

 

[zayk35]

Sweaty feet

 

[MischievousMonkey]

Went on a date to the movies with her she was looking bad as hell, feeling up on each other in the dark and I'm already thinking about smashing later on, we stop off oustide to chill for a bit and she in the sun and I catch a glimpse of a slight mustache outline she tried to invite me to her place after but I made some excuse and just dropped her off

I was about to say, kissing and feeling lil invisible mustache on the top of the upper lip is annoying

 

[Mowgli]

Throwing a paper towel on my carpet and refusing to throw it in the trash

 

[Serious]

met a chick

and after the first week, she would call me at 6:30am telling me to wake up baby...time to get to work... bytch i don't work till 10

we both know she's doing that to make sure you aint got someone else at the crib....

 

[AceMan]

A chick around 3 years younger than me invited me to the movies and bought my movie ticket. So after the movie, I asked if she was hungry and I paid for our lunch. She kept saying how nice I was and how I was the nicest guy she’s ever been out with.


**BUSHED**

 

[Ricardo Mercylago]

Ex gf of 4 yrs.. the last straw was her gettin her cats name tatted on her wrist

 

[cdub123]

Saying nikka too much. My boys rarely said it as much as she would, ALL THE TIME. shyt was wildly unattractive

 

[Texas2step]

This pawg didn't know who Master P was
It was instantly a turn off that she knew nothing of the culture

 

[FeloniousMonk]

Crusty Neck

Dirty Ears

Dirty Room (bytch had the last of a Mikey D's burger wrapped up on her floor, didnt know what it was till I stepped on it)

Yeast Infection (Had cottage cheese on the condom, bytch said that happens when she got excited..right bytch )

 

[ben anderson]

Throwing a paper towel on my carpet and refusing to throw it in the trash

Excuse me?