What's The Thirstiest You've Ever Been?

[bogey_j]

in highschool, walked 3 miles in the rain to get p*ssy 'cause some slooter called me up on a lame saturday night when I wasn't doing shyt.. to make matters worse she called me up halfway there and said not to bother because her parents came home word up that was the loneliest walk back. I knew my had reached disgusting levels. chick wasn't even that fine

 

[Fatboi1]

I remember back when i was in High School playing basketball in the park it was hot AS HELL! We played for hours with nothing to drink and my boy came through with some gatorade. We gulped that shyt down with the quickness.

 

[Suge Knight]

My brehs with diabetes know

I'm getting my shyt under control, but you stay thirsty as fukk. One of the signs of it, if it happens get checked brehs or

 

[MikelArteta]

when i was in cuba earlier this year, went for a walk didn't bring my wallet, only brought like 15 pesos and the sun was beating down,money must have slipped out of my pocket, so i had to walk back, was like a 2 hour walk and the sun was beating down, so hot i almost drank water from the ocean . And to make matters worse chlorea was spreading around then, so i didn't dare not ask any locals for a glass of water.

 

[trick]

Stuck on a traffic jam in a highway near Boston for 2 hours, yelled at my cousin to get off the highway so I could get a drink and I ended up buying a 1 gallon jug of water at some corner store

 

[bogey_j]

yall dudes are corny man

 

[Emperor Sol]

Since we're not telling real stories.. I'm redacting what I just said

Instead, I will replace it with a story of thirst 3 days ago when the phlegm, generated by this cold I have, dried out my throat and made me incredibly thirsty.

 

[AllHolosEve]

get a v!ral !nfect!on that made overheat, sweat & dehydrate... ended up !n the er on !vs & med!cated for days, th!rst was too real...

 

[Egomaniacal1]

Ran my first marathon a few years back right, but i'm trying to do it all gangsta like so i don't grab NO fluids from the peeps on the route. nikka please believe me when i say i crossed that finish line and just kept running...made a beeline to the nearest Kwik-E Mart, bought a gallon jug of Jungle Juice and chugged that shyt smooth on down.

 

[Emperor Sol]

 

[Raava]

In high school I was cheering at a game and I passed out from dehydration.

Then a couple of years ago, when I was running a lot a couple days a week in 98 degree weather I probably sweated out 80% of the water in my body. I drank almost a gallon but it wasn't enough got kidney stones

Spoiler

 

[dennis roadman]

winter storm in hs, wanted to fukk my new girlfriend so badly, argued with my mom to let me drive out to the girl's house in the snow moms relented cause i think she saw the thirst in my eyes and she wanted her young son to get out there and be somebody

got stuck in the snow about 1500 feet from my house some dude who happened to be walking in the snow that i couldn't even drive in helped me get out the rut, and once i got moving i didn't stop, just waved and said thanks and let him keep walking

got stuck again near the girl's house, thankfully she lived in a rich white neighborhood and all the dads came out of the house instantly on some johnny do-good shyt

even before i left my house i knew i was gonna get stuck at least once but i literally said to myself "gotta get this p*ssy no matter what"

 

[The 2020 New Member]

how were you thirsty in the rain? just open ya mouth and let me hear you say

 

[Malik]

Back when I was 19, I didn't have a car. My parents house was on the state line of Maryland and my job was in Delaware. Same road. Just a few miles down. Driving, it took 5 minutes. The bus wasn't coming for the next two hours, so I thought I could walk the distance. It only took 5 minutes driving, I thought. Nikka........by the time I got home I was soaking wet, I crumbled on the living room floor and downed a whole 2 liter bottle of Sprite I felt like fukkin Moses out there.

 

[Houston911]

winter storm in hs, wanted to fukk my new girlfriend so badly, argued with my mom to let me drive out to the girl's house in the snow moms relented cause i think she saw the thirst in my eyes and she wanted her young son to get out there and be somebody

got stuck in the snow about 1500 feet from my house some dude who happened to be walking in the snow that i couldn't even drive in helped me get out the rut, and once i got moving i didn't stop, just waved and said thanks and let him keep walking

got stuck again near the girl's house, thankfully she lived in a rich white neighborhood and all the dads came out of the house instantly on some johnny do-good shyt

even before i left my house i knew i was gonna get stuck at least once but i literally said to myself "gotta get this p*ssy no matter what"

Did u beat?

You're a piece of sh*t for not helping that guy