What’s the wildest thing a female has said to you in public?

[Saltmoney]

What do guys feel like when they're being "catcalled"?

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

Told this story on here before but I used to do door to door sales

There was this woman that would always buy from me but if she wasn't there, her bad attitude daughter would come to the door, scream "NO!!!!" in my face and slam the door


So one time I go there, and she does this but apparently she's in there with her friend this time

So.she does the same thing only this time when she slams the door, she leans against it and starts talking to her friend. Apparently she didn't know I could still hear her.

So she's talking to her friend and says "oh my God he is so FINE."

 

[Ziploc]

Was at a club with my dudes, we're on the dancefloor, some dancehall joint comes on and i am doing my wine when i feel hands across my waist. I turn around and two girls, one black and one mixed are grinding behind me and the mixed one has her hands around my waist, looks at me and says "do you move like that when you fukk? cause i want you to fukk me like that" I begin to laugh and say "only one way to find out right?" She turns around to her friend and tells her "He's my new boyfriend,he's gonna fukk me like he's dancing right now,look at how he moves his ass"..My dudes are looking at this exchange like try to bag the friend but she wasnt having it. We finished the dance, had a drink,exchanged numbers and i fukked two days later..real cool chick but she belonged to the streets so it was a catch/release.

 

[Neo. The Only. The One.]

huh?

 

[L2014]

If you really be in the field it’s too many stories to tell or rank.

 

[-deleted-]

I had not too long ago open a bank account

Was on a date with this one European bytch, you know one of those nonbw girls that grew up in the hood so she was a breezy because hood nikkas was knocking her thick "innocent" ass down and I was next up. Had to go to the bank real quick, the teller was a cool dude who helped me open my account initially, so I go to him. Around this time I really wasn't doing any shyt, without saying too much you may know what I am talking about, but where I am from lets just say banks can be dangerous playthings for people in the hood if you are into that type of activity. But I was not doing anything at the time, I was legit.

We get to the bank, this bytch sees the teller, turns her voice volume to the MAX, and goes

"Oh, is he your African connect?"


In my end I immediately paraphrase DMX, "bytches stay starting something"

I remember being disgusted how she thought that stereotype of Africans catching zoes at banks was funny. It was so awkward in the bank afterwards and that was the last time I chilled with that bytch

And then of course once I hopped off the porch trying to get something popping at the same bank later on, the same teller Breh was not fukking with me.

EDIT: Lol got the thread idea wrong, thought it was the most wildest shyt a woman said in public in general not on some flirting shti

 

[-deleted-]

What do guys feel like when they're being "catcalled"?

Depending on what it is it gives an ego boost but it can be humbling at the same time. When it really is geniuine, it makes you feel humble. I have had women tell me I am handsome coming out the barbershop at red lights and it was never any extra shyt, just letting you know you look good, it makes you feel good but humble enough to not let it get to your head. Kinda comes and gos but I remember hearing somewhere most guys me included remember compliments forever while women dont care as much since they get them all the time.

 

[ZILFIN]

- Worked a job at a dealership and was talking to a new hire, teaching her the sales tactics, half-way through the sales pitch we were rehearsing she cuts me off and says "how much longer do we have to do this, we should just get in the backseat of this car and fukk." I just looked at her like .
I don't get thrown off easily but that shyt caught me off guard. She used to offer up all kinds of sexual stories without me asking. I didn't smash because I was deep into getting my relationship with my chick back on track but I should have smashed on the low and cancelled her quick.

- Ex-GF's best friend wanted to fukk me and legitamately confessed it to my ex multiple times. She used to flirt with me by saying "your girl tells me you're a beast in the bedroom, I like when she tells me shyt like that." and other stuff along the lines of that. My ex stopped fukking with her over that and when we broke up they became BFF's again. Dumb bytches.

- Chick that hung out with a group of girls I knew through my cousin came up to me at the club one night, called my name and when I turned around, grabbed my whole dikk and asked me "when we fukking?".

- A close homie's baby-mama used to tell me about her panties and one day she showed me the ones she was wearing asking me how they looked and then sent me pics of her wearing them. I told my other homie and he said "I knew that bytch was foul, leave that nikka bytch alone, mane."

 

[Hersh]

i was walking to work . my first job.. chunky broad i never seen before stoooed and said she could give me a ride.. i said bet.. she asked now ur early maybe we could do something before work..

she proceeded to park behind my store and slobbed me up... dropped me off with her number.. but i i never called her.. and never saw her again.

 

[patscorpio]

First thing off the top of my head:

At the strip club with my boys in Springfield, MA. A stripper took a liking to me after a couple of lap dances. Came during her breaks to sit with me. All on me when she wasnt on stage dancing or doinglap dances. She was pinching my dikk through my pants and started calling me "Horse"..all in front of my boys lol.

 

[MidniteJay]

another time, same job... there was this older couple in their 70s who I would sell to


I met both of them at the same time and the husband would come outside and we would kick it for a little bit every time I came by. Real cool old black man, you know how old black men be chill and down to earth.

So for like a year and a half this is happening.

One time I go there and the wife is crying. Apparently the husband had just passed away


Hit me kind of hard cause he was a real real cool dude. So anyway I stay there and talk to her for a bit and then I move on.

So the next time I come, this old lady buys from me and then she starts looking me up and down and says "look. I have things that I need. I want you to take care of my needs. Now if you don't want to do that, then you don't ever have to come back here again."

I'm like cause I know this 70 something year old woman ain't just put it on the table like THAT.

So I'm still a lil young, wet behind the ears and I'm like... "nah surely I'm misunderstanding what she's saying"

And I hit her with the "you so crazy see you next time"


So the next time I go back, this lady comes to the door like " I thought I told you not to come back here if you weren't going to take care of my needs"






To this day, I wish I had taken her up on that offer just to have that story to tell its one of my regrets


And yes I am degenerate enough now where I would wear that old woman out

...

70s though? probably would have killed her.

 

[987654321]

In the Army, still training after basic. Men were outnumbered by women so they approached us to kick game instead of the norm.

Was outside with friends. The day before I smashed a cute chick with a fat ass, on the low. Her friend yells across the crowd: “Aye, When you gon let me f*ck!”. We ignored it because we had all been smashing some of these chicks, on the low. Nobody knew who she might be cat calling. Many of us were tired of being yelled at/smoked for fraternization.

“C___! You let A___ fukk! So don’t act all innocent!”

Spoiler

I fukked her later, when she finally came correct and approached me like the gentleman I am. I used a rubber so I don’t count that body smh

 

[987654321]

What do guys feel like when they're being "catcalled"?

If it’s a lady, I don’t mind. Just don’t don’t that shyt when we out with another lady.

 

[KING WILL]

Doing KB Swings. Noticed ole girl was peeping. I already knew what was up.

She came up to me a few days later, and asked me if I were doing KB swings today...

But I had forgot about it and didnt give a good response to her meaning.

Nothing too crazy, but she had her motives.

 

[Nasty_Nate]

In the Army, still training after basic. Men were outnumbered by women so they approached us to kick game instead of the norm.

Was outside with friends. The day before I smashed a cute chick with a fat ass, on the low. Her friend yells across the crowd: “Aye, When you gon let me f*ck!”. We ignored it because we had all been smashing some of these chicks, on the low. Nobody knew who she might be cat calling. Many of us were tired of being yelled at/smoked for fraternization.

“C___! You let A___ fukk! So don’t act all innocent!”

Spoiler

I fukked her later, when she finally came correct and approached me like the gentleman I am. I used a rubber so I don’t count that body smh

Mine is about the same. In 68W AIT, on a break during the classroom phase. This one Louisiana Creole chick walks up to me and says “You a big nikka, is your dikk big too?”. Said that in front of two or three other folks too. Told her I don’t speak on my dikk, there’s only one way to find out. Never fukked her though, even though I had the chance about two weeks later. That bytch was NASTY, and I’ve fukked some nasty hoes in the past. Eventually she got kicked out for pissing hot for cocaine. Found out from her friend that she had talked to her husband about me and he wanted to beat my ass.