What's The WORSE Lie You Ever Seen Told?

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This Chris Brown situation has me thinking. I have seen time & time again close friends & even a few cousins end up taking care of children that wasn't theirs because the women decided not to be truthful & I'm sure we all have people we know in that situation & also dudes who completely live double lives without their girl having any idea whatsoever.

My guy was going through a rough patch & needed a place to stay so a coworker who knew him told him he could stay with her. They agreed from the get go that it would only be 2 months so he could save up a few paychecks & look for another place, he would take care of all the house work & run errands & provided food for her from his EBT Card just to compensate for being a slight burden. They also agreed that this wouldn't be a relationship & that nothing would come from this as neither wanted to date at the moment & didn't necessarily like eachother.

Long story short... she tricked dude into believing she had Cancer & didn't have long to live & just wanted to "experience love" before she went. My guy being dumb as hell actually fell for this initially believing no one would lie about something THAT drastic so he decided to pipe her down after his first month there & went on dates with her that she was willing to pay for.

Come to find out she lied & never had Cancer & was trying to trap him in a relationship even to the point of telling him he could hit it RAW because the Cancer wouldn't allow her to get pregnant. Congrats, now he has an annoying ass baby momma who he can't stand & is stuck having to deal with her for the rest of his life now that they share a child. He's miserable & she's crazy as cat shyt so she damn near scares away any new female he brings around...

On the reverse side I have a friend who was dating a girl completely believing he was cheating on her. She went through his phone one day & when he found out he cussed her out something serious... :whew:

I mean dude deserved an Oscar for his performance completely convincing her that he's not like every other guy & if this is gonna work there has to be "Trust Without Hesitation"...

Long story short... she found out from his own MOTHER that he ended up getting Married & had a daughter that he named AFTER HER behind her back & she didn't find out for 2 years. Fam was really living a double life tricking both of them into believing he was CIA Truck Driver & couldn't answer his phone at "work" & his "road trips" were the explanation of the days & days of being absent from each of them. He would spend a week or 2 with one of them, then "go on the road" for CIA work. He only ever had male names in his phone & used Code Names for women he was fukking around with. His phone had 2 categories, one for PERSONAL & one for "WORK." His "work" friends were just women similar to the Male Name he saved them as. Tony = Tanya, Mike = Michelle, Anthony = Tiffany, John = Jennifer, etc...

She dumped him & he spent the next 2 years trying to get her back... even left his wife. :beli:

Anybody got any similar stories?
 

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this girl I knew was pregnant and had the kid and pinned it on this white dude, except the baby looked mixed to me and everyone else. I'm like didn't do see :dahell:, well dude is posting in all photos all smiling, showing off his daughter :heh:. Anyways the child wasn't his it was her old black ex, :heh:.
 

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this girl I knew was pregnant and had the kid and pinned it on this white dude, except the baby looked mixed to me and everyone else. I'm like didn't do see :dahell:, well dude is posting in all photos all smiling, showing off his daughter :heh:. Anyways the child wasn't his it was her old black ex, :heh:.

Wow... they were BOTH white? And dude still thought a MIXED baby was his without question? :dahell:
 

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I never really told a lie that I felt shameful about, maybe my moral compass is broken, but I typically don't put myself in situations where I'd have to lie about anything.
 
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The CIA breh is doing way too much.

Who the hell would go through all of that planning just for some side p*ssy:snoop:


The cancer chick breh, it blows my mind that there are chicks out there that would actually do something like that to the extent of bringing a baby into it:mindblown:
 

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I never really told a lie that I felt shameful about, maybe my moral compass is broken, but I typically don't put myself in situations where I'd have to lie about anything.

Yeah I'm too much a believer in karma... I ain't perfect but I try to stay out of those type of situations...

yep both white
dude even called her a slut on her facebook page and she called him a f'n idiot :dahell:

she has two kids now for the same black guy and some cac simp wifed her up

How long before he found out? Please tell me it was like a week... please give me some sign of hope in humanity that IDIOCRACY isn't the future... :snoop:
 

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Yeah I'm too much a believer in karma... I ain't perfect but I try to stay out of those type of situations...



How long before he found out? Please tell me it was like a week... please give me some sign of hope in humanity that IDIOCRACY isn't the future... :snoop:


was like a few months man :heh:
right away i could tell the kid looked mixed just by its features
 
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