What's The WORSE Lie You Ever Seen Told?

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My cousin and his girl were arguing a lot when his 2nd child was ready to be born. He went to the hospital to see the birth of his second child, and the hospital security and staff told him that he was not authorized to see her or the baby. He pleaded that he was the father and they still wouldn't let him through. So he had to wait until she got home from the hospital to see the baby. When he talked about it with the girl, she lied and said it was her mother (who hates him) that set the whole thing up. Turns out it was her idea and her mother went with it.
While it would have been nice if he had been able to see the birth of his child the delivery room is a stressful place, and if she felt that he would have added stress to the situation then it's understandable why she didn't want him there. She shouldn't have lied about it though.
 

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My boy's homie said he was going to work one day to his wife and took a 10 day cruise with another broad. Came home and she had completely moved out.:skip:

Just happened to this girl I know. Her boyfriend said he was going out of town for work & accidentally left his "Bat Phone" & she went through it. He was Married & engaged to another woman WHILE living off & on with 2 other "girlfriends." None of them had any idea when she called them so they all got together & moved his shyt out of ALL of their cribs & destroyed everything of his. The wife said she's getting a divorce & thank God they never had kids (been together I think like 6 months, he's mexican so he needed to marry to get his citizenship or sum shyt idk)...

Funny part? This was 2 days ago... fam gets back in town Monday & has NO IDEA THEY ALL KNOW NOW... :skip:
 

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sad man, this is why dna test asap. I also know a girl shes also white with a mixed kid there are two guys she thinks are the father of he child but she isn't sure. However to keep her not looking like a skank she keeps telling everyone that this dude is the father. *both dudes dont acknowledge the child*

My cousin almost took care of a kid that wasn't his. Luckily for him the REAL baby daddy tracked him down before she gave birth on Facebook through the girls Friends List. The girl KNEW who the real daddy was & he was more then willing to take care of his kid but she liked that my cousin had a "better career" so she tried to hide him. The dude knew it was his, was happy about it & she tried to convince him it wasn't & that it was my cousin's. They did a swab when the baby was born & my cousin hasn't spoken to her since. She even flew halfway across the country to see him when he moved because she needed "closure" & she got it... DOOR CLOSED IN HER FACE.

Yo how you think a broad can't get pregnant if she has cancer. How does that shyt compute in your head. First thing he should have asked is if she still has periods. I'm blown away by how stupid ppl could be

I'm not even gonna act like he's the most intelligent person... :skip:
 

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While it would have been nice if he had been able to see the birth of his child the delivery room is a stressful place, and if she felt that he would have added stress to the situation then it's understandable why she didn't want him there. She shouldn't have lied about it though.
He wasn't going to add no stress. He just wanted to see his daughter. That was a nasty move period.

She even apologized and told him that she knew he wasn't going to cause any problems. She was still upset at them arguing and decided to be childish.
 

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Grew up with a friend who's father had an entire other family in a completely different city...

Was married to my friends mom and had some chick he had 3 kids with...

This shyt went on for almost our entire childhood...knew this dude my whole life and we didn't find out about it until we were in high school...

Finally got caught when his pops was in a car wreck....got like a 10k settlement...then bounced for a few days saying he was going up to his brothers place...then got arrested with the side piece chick after they got into an argument about how to best steal the money

Also dated a chick who's sister had a kid by a dude who wanted to take care of the kid, but she didn't like the dude...so she told dude he didn't have to pay child support just help out...bled this dude dry of damn near all his money...then put on a sob story to the child support office about how dude never did anything for her...then dude got stuck with crazy child support payments while having no money...

Worst person I ever met in my life and subconsciouly she is probably the reason why I stopped fukking with light skin chicks...
 

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He wasn't going to add no stress. He just wanted to see his daughter. That was a nasty move period.

She even apologized and told him that she knew he wasn't going to cause any problems. She was still upset at them arguing and decided to be childish.

It's irritating how temporarily emotional people always try to excuse their permanently damaging actions... :beli:
 

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Growing up around other haitians this kid swore up and down that he was not an immigrant that he was born in the US and had a greencard. :stopitslime:

Idiot didn't realize if you were born a U.S citizen you had no use for a greencard and was caught in his lie :shaq:

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Grew up with a friend who's father had an entire other family in a completely different city...

Was married to my friends mom and had some chick he had 3 kids with...

This shyt went on for almost our entire childhood...knew this dude my whole life and we didn't find out about it until we were in high school...

Finally got caught when his pops was in a car wreck....got like a 10k settlement...then bounced for a few days saying he was going up to his brothers place...then got arrested with the side piece chick after they got into an argument about how to best steal the money

Also dated a chick who's sister had a kid by a dude who wanted to take care of the kid, but she didn't like the dude...so she told dude he didn't have to pay child support just help out...bled this dude dry of damn near all his money...then put on a sob story to the child support office about how dude never did anything for her...then dude got stuck with crazy child support payments while having no money...

Worst person I ever met in my life and subconsciouly she is probably the reason why I stopped fukking with light skin chicks...

Maaaaaaan, some of these stories are SURREAL... :dwillhuh:
 

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Grew up with a friend who's father had an entire other family in a completely different city...

Was married to my friends mom and had some chick he had 3 kids with...

This shyt went on for almost our entire childhood...knew this dude my whole life and we didn't find out about it until we were in high school...

Finally got caught when his pops was in a car wreck....got like a 10k settlement...then bounced for a few days saying he was going up to his brothers place...then got arrested with the side piece chick after they got into an argument about how to best steal the money

Also dated a chick who's sister had a kid by a dude who wanted to take care of the kid, but she didn't like the dude...so she told dude he didn't have to pay child support just help out...bled this dude dry of damn near all his money...then put on a sob story to the child support office about how dude never did anything for her...then dude got stuck with crazy child support payments while having no money...

Worst person I ever met in my life and subconsciouly she is probably the reason why I stopped fukking with light skin chicks...
The worst person who you met in your life is a girl who put a guy on child support, and not a man with a double family who was plotting to rob his OWN injured father for a measly 10k? :childplease:
 

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goons in the cut tryna talk you out yo necklace
Just happened to this girl I know. Her boyfriend said he was going out of town for work & accidentally left his "Bat Phone" & she went through it. He was Married & engaged to another woman WHILE living off & on with 2 other "girlfriends." None of them had any idea when she called them so they all got together & moved his shyt out of ALL of their cribs & destroyed everything of his. The wife said she's getting a divorce & thank God they never had kids (been together I think like 6 months, he's mexican so he needed to marry to get his citizenship or sum shyt idk)...

Funny part? This was 2 days ago... fam gets back in town Monday & has NO IDEA THEY ALL KNOW NOW... :skip:
The shyt that make your soul burn slow:ahh:
 
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