What's the worst/dumbest tattoo you've ever seen someone get?

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Almost always against people getting Names/Words/Phrases in languages that isn't their own ESPECIALLY when they get it translated from weak sources like Bablefish and AltaVista.:stopitslime:

Back at Uni I had a friend, decent girl, a bit ignorant with her opinion/views and naïve to news and world shyt happening around her to the point it almost makes her look dumb...wanted to get a Thigh tattoo. Cool, she had some VERY nice thighs back then and I was like :shaq: until she came to me one day during lunch with two fukking printed papers with some Japanese struggle Kanji and their 'descriptions' in brackets. One was supposed to be her name,Alicia, the other was supposed to be 'fearsome'. :dwillhuh:
After telling her the 'fearsome' one might be a bit erroneous since different languages use similar words to convey the same message so that shyt might mean 'Confident' or 'Warrior' or some shyt, The one with her name is more than likely fukking wrong after showing her like THREE different translators with VARYING Kanji outputs. :beli: Told her to get a fukking tiger or some shyt, with her name in it on each half so when she pushes her thighs together they form one piece:gladbron::shaq: and she was like :usure:''Ain't got the money for that shyt.''
Still went and got that bullshyt printed off them papers.:manny:

Fastforward eight years later with two kids and weight gain and she can't remember which one is her name or what the other one says.:mjlol:
:sas1:Told her that the left one says 'Enticing' and the right says 'Fearless' and she believed me because I told her about the conversation we had the day she showed me them papers and I suggested she change from using her name and helped her pick out two powerful words for her to print off and show the Tattoo dude.:deadmanny::bryan:She believed me 'cause she remember showing me her thighs before and me rubbing/making comments on how I don't think she should ruin these.:shaq:

If you going to get a Tattoo of ANYTHING make sure it's still relevant for you to even fukking remember what it is and why you did it later on, man.:mjpls:
 

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I think it's dumb to get your name tattooed on you. Its like why do you need to get your own name tattooed on you… do you need it to make sure you spell it right? :martin:
 
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nikka listens to NO man. Breh was married to a gurl who confessed to cheating on him while he was outta state. He asked her what happened and she said the other dude was jacking off to her while she was in lingerie:krs:

nikka believed that was the extent of it:krs:

When asked why he still went thru with the marriage, he said everybody had already bought plane tickets:krs:

Had a kid with her and is now divorce after a year and half of marriage and is now paying child support at 23:krs:

He cheated on her and she divorced him :krs:
 

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nikka listens to NO man. Breh was married to a gurl who confessed to cheating on him while he was outta state. He asked her what happened and she said the other dude was jacking off to her while she was in lingerie:krs:

nikka believed that was the extent of it:krs:

When asked why he still went thru with the marriage, he said everybody had already bought plane tickets:krs:

Had a kid with her and is now divorce after a year and half of marriage and is now paying child support at 23:krs:

He cheated on her and she divorced him :krs:
:dwillhuh: Can plane tickets be refunded? :jbhmm:

I can't believe that anybody can be that naive to think that it stopped with jackin off to lingerie, at some point dude had to be like :shaq:, face down, ass up, hoe :dame:

All i know is that, if that was me, id be in max prison right now :sas2:
 

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This lady at work has a ring tattoo. When she started here her last name was Kaiser then a few days after I was asking about her ring tattoo I went to her desk and noticed her name plate had Day as her last name. Apparently she had just finalized her divorce.:russ:

And these big ass fat bytches who be getting tramp stamps. :scust:
 

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I think it's dumb to get your name tattooed on you. Its like why do you need to get your own name tattooed on you… do you need it to make sure you spelled it right? :martin:

You can feel yourself as much as you want and Tattoo your name on your body like you got trouble remembering it...but for the love of fukk, why not do it in your own language? I swear people do this shyt, put it out on display and be waiting for people to go ''....whut dat say?'' so they can spin and buss it out like this is some kinda fukking Bespoke shyt that only THEY can afford.

Was somewhere in Mexico, fukking around on a Cruise and shyt when a Brehito made the mistake of asking this four feet up by four feet wide big chick about some Struggle Kanji she had in the middle of that ocean of flesh she called an arm. "It says DONTIESHA AND UNDER IT SAYS BEAUTIFUL, BLACK, QUEEN.'':usure: I was drinking so I went 'Yo, You are Dontiesha, right? So if you just had Beautiful Black Queen scratched on your arm without your name on it, don't you think people would attribute that this collection of words is a reference to you since it's ON YOU? No need to add your name to the mix, which prolly spelt wrong unless you had it curated by an actual Japanese person?'
They both watched me like :why: and I knew it was a lost cause.
Dropped some Pesos down for my round of drinks, left enough for another and just.....
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This girl I knew had a Tasmanian devil dribbling a basketball.... Random as hell for no reason....couldn't even see it because of her complexion...looked like a big ass birthmark...
 

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Guy i know got a chinese script tattoo that he thought meant something but later found out its literally just giberish. One friend of mine got a tat of his name on his back. I mean, if you end up getting amnesia or some shyt it could be useful, but other than that it seems pretty pointless.
 

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I know a guy who got the Louis Vuitton logo design all on the back of his hand and I saw someone on Facebook last week who had "fukk Da Opps" across his arm. :snoop:
Superman logo on the ankle.
When Bon Jovi got that tattoo, so many dudes were copy catting that.
 
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Way back I saw some guy with a name brand logo on his neck. Its was super popular at the time but I can't remember the name now :mjlol:. It wasn't diesel. It was a logo similar to a Nike check but it was a but different, like a M written in script. Anyone know what I'm talking about? Any ways it always dumb to get trendy fashion logos tatted because trends come and go and that shyt is permanent.

Hmmmm sounds like Evisu
 

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Remember when game had a butterfly bye his eye?

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Breh switched it up real quick :mjlol:

:what: A butterfly tattoo on a male is bad enough because of the implications it brings but why the fukk would you get one on your face??
 
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