Ricky Church
Stole Timberlake's Spaceship-Coupe
some of these read like outlandish wild 
but entertaining none-the-less.
but entertaining none-the-less.
Whats the worst thing you ever walked in on?
- Thread starter CakeEater
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Typical Simp
Chivalry is alive!
A "man" disagreeing with a woman in an argument.
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Im saying tho in what world are you hanging out with homos who are comfortable enough to be fukkin at your homies house 
PullOutGawd
Boosie the GOAT
Ashley Banks
All I ever wanted was the world
You know im right, breh.
PullOutGawd
Boosie the GOAT
when i was real lil i would go into my parents room late at night and hop underneath the bead and watch tv..
usually they be asleep, but this time the bed was rocking back and forth..
shyt was squeezing my body..
i never knew what they were doing..
until i got older and really thought about it..
my dad was digging in my mommas gushies for the sweet spot..
I was at my homie's house party a few weeks backs and the shyt was live af. He's black, but he's one of them hipster-childish gambino type black dudes (aka new blacks) so the party was mad diverse. Everybody was liqoured up and i had jist got off of work so as soon as i stepped into the house, i downed like 4 Coronas back to back, then a shot of some UV
Time passes, and Im turnt the fukk up. The music is loud but not to where u cant hear, and people are dancing in the living room. Im vibing, talking to old high school friends and people from college, when i suddenly gotta use the restroom. I ask my boy where the bathroom at and he tell me its upstairs at the end of the hall. I manuever thru the crowd and wobble upstairs, but im drunk being goofy and shyt so i open each and every door on my way to the bathroom, thinking Im Martin like WAZZUUUUUUPThere was 4 doors, and in the first 3 just had people talking, smoking and shyt, so they just laugh as i bust in on them.
But the last door tho...
I open that shyt to say WAZZUUUUP, but I see this cac throwing it back on another dude
I paused in midsentence like....WAZZUU ----- oh......
Them nikkas was getting real grimey wit it. Dude was leaning back giving ol boy the Justin Slayer two-handed grip stroke
There was gushy sounds and everything
But what made it even more weird was that off to the side there was a bytch laying on the bed with them fingering herself
She finger poppin the shyt out of her p*ssy, moaning and shyt like she's the one getting fukked
i slowly closed the door and walked back down the hall like...
i ended up taking a piss outside in a bush. came back inside and told my homies wat i had seen and they just laughed at me. we left soon after.
i aint going to another one of that nikka's parties ever again
Yo i am fukkin dying in my job cafeteria eating breakfast fukkin embarassing.
92Inc
Fear me
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
damn you flair
I AM WE ARE
Banned
this was my face when i read this no lie
RicanFury
Come Home With Me
Silkk
Can't Change My Damn Avi :beli:
I walked in on my uncle beatin his meat in the hospital when he broke his foot. Niggga tried to say he was scratching his leg
I was staying in nc for a vacation at my cousin house. I left to go to the store but I forgot my wallet. I come back in the house and I hear my cuz talking to himself. I crept up to his door on ninja mode and I see this nikka sitting at the computer with a belt around his neck and beating off. I'm just looking like wtfand leave. When I come back from the store he asked me if I wanted to arm wrestle
Bruhh
