What's the worst way someone tried to stunt on you and it backfired? Vice- versa?

[RennisDeynolds]

Walked into my dorm one day and my college roommate and his mexic00n friend (this self-hating motherfukker used to tell people he was italian to try and be like the jersey shore cast ) were being real smug, looking at each other on some shyt. I asked them what was up and these guys immediately started popping off talking about "you ain't shyt. look how fresh we're gonna look in all this new Polo. You aren't the only one who can dress good ." shyt had me like , since i just wore regular clothes. I chalked it up to annoying fukkery and said let me see the clothes.
Lo and behold these motherfukkers went balling out on some USPA . They bought everything from socks to underwear and of course shirts with those big ass logos.

The looks on their faces when I told them it wasn't the real thing

"Bu-bu-but it's the same thing right . It has to be related. fukk you mean its not the real thing, the salesman said it was. What's the big deal , who can tell the difference. Goddamnit ."

Try to show off clothes to another man brehs

 

[King of Creampies]

Right after I got divorced I was playing the field really not committing to any female.

Met a female who I went out with and she got mad because I didn't answer my phone one day and really took it serious.

So she cussed me out over the phone then started putting my pic on CL talking shyt about me.

Saying don't date me, im no good etc.

Still no big deal as she wasn't my girlfriend.

2 weeks later my Parents come out to meet me....we are chilling at a Red Robin's just catching up and GUESS WHO SHOWS UP?

Ol Girl....

She is sitting a few tables away and sees me....and mind you she is with some other cat. She gets up and comes over to my parents and goes "If this is your son I just want you to know you raised a womanizing dog blah blah blah".

My dad ain't saying shyt as he loves a good show so he is all but my mom was mad at me...and she gave me a quick pop upside my head and went "Ugly Vandross me nah no why you a lay down with a such a ugly woman like so. I know you can do betta than this ugly rass female". Mind you my parents are Jamaican so a quick box in my face is totally acceptable when embarrassing them.

I tried to keep my face

but my dad busted out laughing....and that girls face looked mad red.

All she could do is walk away and she went back to her table. Her dude she was with got the fukk up and just left as it was apparent they were on a first date or some shyt.

My mom was mad at me tho. She said I could do a lot better.

 

[Knowledge]

Not really stunting on me but a funny moment to me. Years ago I bought a sts-v when it was new and I went to the movies downtown and found a parking spot by the entrance and sidewalk. Me and my girl came out the movie and saw some Indian dude just chilling on my shyt, posing like it's his shyt. I was about to lose it but I was in a good mood. He was talking to some couple and I was like hey man nice car. He said "thanks ". Then I took out the keys as I said too bad it's really mine, gtfo" got in my shyt and drove away as the couple was laughing at him and he was trying to fade back into gen pop.

 

[Rell84shots]

Bought an irregular FUBU shirt at the bazar and wore it proudly at school, by 2:55 i was looking at the clock likebecause my friends clowned the hell out of me

 

[CoochieMane]

One of my homies tried to stunt on me with this girl he started seeing, I was single at the time and he'd always try to rub it in my face that he had a girl. So one day we're all hanging out and he brings her with him to meet everyone. Breh walked in with her like and as soon as I saw her I'm as he's introducing her to the homies and their girls she sees me and is like what are you doing here? and came over and gave me a hug. I had met her a while before and smashed a few times.
The rest of the night I was hitting him the

 

[WaveGang]

Ermm...

Nothing I care to remember...

 

[TRY GOD]

i can't relate

 

[fkthisgaysite]

Not really stunting on me but a funny moment to me. Years ago I bought a sts-v when it was new and I went to the movies downtown and found a parking spot by the entrance and sidewalk. Me and my girl came out the movie and saw some Indian dude just chilling on my shyt, posing like it's his shyt. I was about to lose it but I was in a good mood. He was talking to some couple and I was like hey man nice car. He said "thanks ". Then I took out the keys as I said too bad it's really mine, gtfo" got in my shyt and drove away as the couple was laughing at him and he was trying to fade back into gen pop.

Lmfao

 

[The Devil's Advocate]

One of my homies tried to stunt on me with this girl he started seeing, I was single at the time and he'd always try to rub it in my face that he had a girl. So one day we're all hanging out and he brings her with him to meet everyone. Breh walked in with her like and as soon as I saw her I'm as he's introducing her to the homies and their girls she sees me and is like what are you doing here? and came over and gave me a hug. I had met her a while before and smashed a few times.
The rest of the night I was hitting him the

i've had this happen too many times... nikkas trying to stunt and do too much.. not knowing i smashed that thing to high heaven AND played her to the left when she wanted a relationship


but i never say nothing... but me and her know.... i think it's much more that way

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

Had a nikka try to flex on me. He pulled up on me with this girl on the back of his bike. He grinning hard. He knew I used to smash her so he's acting like he took my bytch. She was just a thot. I heard while he's showing her off to everybody the very next day she fukked his brother in his house he was jump a simp who wife a slut. He killed himself not too long after that. Weird tho.

 

[Trapperman Dave]

Awesome stories so far

 

[LightSkinYeshua]

Had a nikka try to flex on me. He pulled up on me with this girl on the back of his bike. He grinning hard. He knew I used to smash her so he's acting like he took my bytch. She was just a thot. I heard while he's showing her off to everybody the very next day she fukked his brother in his house he was jump a simp who wife a slut. He killed himself not too long after that. Weird tho.

 

[J.E.T.S]

bytch at my old job used to talk mad shyt about how she was the best worker and that they'll never fire her because she was too good and got all these awards.

So she'd randomly have excuses to leave work or she do things against policy like leave for lunch.

She came in one day and her badge didn't work. She went to the security office and HR met her and fired her. They escorted her through the building in front of everyone to grab her things. Folks was cheesin' like hell

She got fired of breaking company policy and attendance.

 

[GreenGhxst]

One of my homies tried to stunt on me with this girl he started seeing, I was single at the time and he'd always try to rub it in my face that he had a girl. So one day we're all hanging out and he brings her with him to meet everyone. Breh walked in with her like and as soon as I saw her I'm as he's introducing her to the homies and their girls she sees me and is like what are you doing here? and came over and gave me a hug. I had met her a while before and smashed a few times.
The rest of the night I was hitting him the

she ain't shyt for that one hell naw bih gotta go

 

[Killigraphy]

At the gym, just fukking around, had an acquaintance talking to some decent bytches (5/6's) and he gets hyped over lifting a 70llbs dumbbell...

I grab the 100lb dumbbell and do five straight reps with both arms. His ego = Destroyed.