What's the worst way someone tried to stunt on you and it backfired? Vice- versa?

[Amestafuu (Emeritus)]

Before I was hard on hoes I cuffed this broad and lived with her but we broke up and she started dating a nikka before we even moved out from living with each other. She would try to stunt on me by having loud conversations with him so I could over hear Real immature type shyt.

I moved out and a few months later I ran into her at a bar we both used to frequent and she was tryna stunt on me with her new man. Too bad that nikka was a downgrade.

Just to stunt on her I got the hottest girl in the whole place and proceeded to dance with her all night. Had her busting it open, dropping low. Ex's eyes all on me. I made a habit of doing this whenever I would run into her as I was single and often rolled with a squad of girls at the time. The weird thing is we would hang out and talk sometimes smoke a J and I would flat out tell her what I was doing was punishment for her tryna flex on me while we lived together. I did this to her for year till the broad couldn't take it and left the city. Everywhere she went she saw me with another girl..

 

[Trilogy]

Not really stunting on me but a funny moment to me. Years ago I bought a sts-v when it was new and I went to the movies downtown and found a parking spot by the entrance and sidewalk. Me and my girl came out the movie and saw some Indian dude just chilling on my shyt, posing like it's his shyt. I was about to lose it but I was in a good mood. He was talking to some couple and I was like hey man nice car. He said "thanks ". Then I took out the keys as I said too bad it's really mine, gtfo" got in my shyt and drove away as the couple was laughing at him and he was trying to fade back into gen pop.

 

[RennisDeynolds]

Right after I got divorced I was playing the field really not committing to any female.

"Ugly Vandross me nah no why you a lay down with a such a ugly woman like so. I know you can do betta than this ugly rass female". Mind you my parents are Jamaican so a quick box in my face is totally acceptable when embarrassing them.

. shyt got me dying "ugly rass female" to your mom keeping it real

 

[AllHolosEve]

Bought an irregular FUBU shirt at the bazar and wore it proudly at school, by 2:55 i was looking at the clock likebecause my friends clowned the hell out of me

Did you get caught wit that BUFU???

 

[Cat piss martini]

this meat clever i used to tap back
in the day was pissed i stopped calling
and rolled down on me and my homies
to flex on me in a new rimmed out
benz g-wagon.
she spoke to everybody but me and
said ( she always gonna shine)
before smashing on the gas/burning out,
losing control and hitting fat dannys beamer.
turns out the benz was her aunts and she
let her use it to go get drinks for their day
at the park.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

This chick that worked at McDonald's tried to stunt on me when I was in her line. I wasn't even tryna holla at her, we was just small talking, she turned around and said broke ass nikkaz always tryna holla at somebody.

Later on that day she was in my office at my job wit me as a hiring manager I was fair and she got the job, every time I see her she still brings it up and says she sorry I felt more disrespected that the girl thought I would holla at her

 

[CoochieMane]

she ain't shyt for that one hell naw bih gotta go

in her defense she didn't know he was my homie before that.

 

[LuckyLibra619]

This chick that worked at McDonald's tried to stunt on me when I was in her line. I wasn't even tryna holla at her, we was just small talking, she turned around and said broke ass nikkaz always tryna holla at somebody.

Later on that day she was in my office at my job wit me as a hiring manager I was fair and she got the job, every time I see her she still brings it up and says she sorry I felt more disrespected that the girl thought I would holla at her

You gave her the job? Damn you a kindhearted breh
If that was me from the moment she walked in I woulda been like

 

[Another Man]

About a decade ago, I started training kickboxing/san shou at Scott Sheelys gym. We were doing round robins and this cac was there and Sheely himself told me to watch out cuz dude is known to try and bully new students, and likes to show off cuz his gf is usually there to watch him train. We glove up, agree to start out 50 percent...cool, he immediately gets me with a stiff ass two piece, okay cool, i step to his left, pivot a tad and throw an overhand upwards into his face cuz he was a taller guy. Dropped him and destroyed his nose

 

[86\*/98]

This was when I lived in Atlanta. I was riding to the flea market on Chandler, when two nikkas roll up beside me on some

type shyt. This went on for a good 30 seconds, and then we came up to a stop light. I stop, but because they were so hell bent on mad dogging me they went straight through the light and crashed into someone, both of the were flung into their windshield. One of them died.

 

[L&HH]

You gave her the job? Damn you a kindhearted breh
If that was me from the moment she walked in I woulda been like

Nah I think the ether burns slower every day she knows you're her boss and have her life in your hands.

 

[Ineedmoney504]

Falling in love with a married chick only for her to drop me after getting divorced.

Scust

You gave her the job? Damn you a kindhearted breh
If that was me from the moment she walked in I woulda been like

Nah I think the ether burns slower every day she knows you're her boss and have her life in your hands.

shyt funny cause I don't even treat her in no way bad

But she be all whenever we run into each other.

 

[HalfwayHandsome]

This was when I lived in Atlanta. I was riding to the flea market on Chandler, when two nikkas roll up beside me on some

type shyt. This went on for a good 30 seconds, and then we came up to a stop light. I stop, but because they were so hell bent on mad dogging me they went straight through the light and crashed into someone, both of the were flung into their windshield. One of them died.

 

[86\*/98]

What's the problem?

 

[RennisDeynolds]

What's the problem?

The death part just came out of nowhere...had a breh like