What's up with chicks thinking they're above lube and toys?

[The Nigerian]

Anyone notice how offended some chicks get when you whip out the lube? Especially older women. They want to pretend like they're Niagra Falls when they're barely leaky faucet status.

Like damn, your p*ssy is dry, I need this lube to work this dikk in. Chill.

What's even more annoying are dry chicks who get offended when I spit on the p*ssy. Okay, so you're acting really funny about lube but you get shook at spit!? WTF!?

Another chick I'm seeing has some kind of defect in her vagina where she doesn't seem to cum from penetration. She claims that oral makes her cum super hard but I've only gotten her off twice out of what feels like HOURS of eating p*ssy. She will leave you edging her for 30+ mins if you let her.

She claims to require this.

When I suggested buying a toy that I can use to get her off she got all pissy.

She's not the only chick I've seen try to pull that crap.

As if I'm *really* going to eat p*ssy for 30+ mins while this chick edges on my mouth incessantly. FVCK OUTTA HERE.

Seriously ladies, why do you have to make shyt so complicated?

 

[Supa cat]

 

[Cat piss martini]

i'm sure if you ask her nice enough
she'll lube you up and milk your
prostate with a 12 inch strapon kenneth.

 

[End Cruelty]

Dry labia is cruelty at it's worst.

 

[Kokoro]

Every time you post, that pic of your crusty ass "working" pops up in my head

Please stop

 

[dc007]

Maybe you just need to step ur game up breh

 

[Mess World]

A girl rarely never needs lube if you do foreplay on her for at least 15 mins

Young nikkaz man all sex acts have foreplay

I don't fukk her tell she's begging for the dikk

 

[The Nigerian]

A girl rarely never needs lube if you do foreplay on her for at least 15 mins

Young nikkaz man all sex acts have foreplay

I don't fukk her tell she's begging for the dikk

Sometimes foreplay is a waste of time. I like turning chicks on by telling them to shut up, carrying them from one room to another, cover them with baby oil and hard fukking them.

One time I had to cuss a woman out for taking too damn long to tease me or whatever.

Dry labia is cruelty at it's worst.

Some chicks have no idea how painful it is to get past that shyt.

 

[TEH]

@The Nigerian running through thots like Kleenex

 

[Cake]

I hope you're trolling. I've had a female suck my dikk for hours. Only girl I ever ate out was my first gf and that was for five minutes at a time max. If you ate p*ssy for thirty minutes you've literally allowed a woman to take your manhood from you.

And all the female I've fukked have no problem with toys. Sounds like they're really just trying to dominate you.

Get dominated by women brehs.

 

[The Nigerian]

I hope you're trolling. I've had a female suck my dikk for hours. Only girl I ever ate out was my first gf and that was for five minutes at a time max. If you ate p*ssy for thirty minutes you've literally allowed a woman to take your manhood from you.

And all the female I've fukked have no problem with toys. Sounds like they're really just trying to dominate you.

Get dominated by women brehs.

Dude. That's exactly what this chick is trying to pull with all her bullshyt.

Doesn't even like to admit when I make her cum. Talking about "I haven't cum yet I only had 3 small orgasms."

 

[StarGirl]

I am above lube and toys. But I'm also not 70 so...

 

[Yehuda]

They don't want the lelo?

 

[The Nigerian]

They don't want the lelo?

Not the Lelo, not the Magic Wand, not no Tens. No magic bullets no nothing.

This chick just wants me endlessly eating box. fukk. That.

 

[Dwayne_Taylor]

Just dont fukk with her. why fustrate your self. Get another chic.