What's Up With The Human Body, The Calorie Ponzi Scheme Is Proof That God Is Not Real!

[Prince.Skeletor]

Just had a blunt and started thinking....

Calories, that's such a fukked up thing.
Imagine holding nothing more but a handful of nuts, and that alone BAM 300 calories.

Ok think about that for a second, 300 calories from nothing more than a handful of nuts, which to me is much less than a snack.
But if I wanted to burn that same amount I had to simulate being in the forest and being hunted by the predator and running for 45 minutes on a treadmill.
How nuts, no pun intended, is that?

The input/output ratio of the human vessel is a SCAM!!!
Our bodies are like paranoid doomsday preppers, holding on to every calorie.

You know how you can't delete files on a corrupt hard drive? That’s fat. It’s undeletable bloatware.

If I built a robot that needed this much fuel just to sit on a couch, I’d be fired, but I didn't make the human body, allegedly god did.
So what does that say about god?

I'm saying, if an omnipotent architect actually designed this vessel, why is the fuel intake system so buggy?

As a former programmer I can say, this is not intelligent design, this is spaghetti code!!

A benevolent God doesn't program a being to crave energy it can't process without getting fukked up. This isn't a temple, it’s a beta-test that went wrong, and the Developer ghosted us a million years ago.

Does god exist? If so he is a terrible engineer, a hack. He a cosmic intern that lied on his resume!

I really really got a sweet tooth after the blunt, I hate that, what can I do now?
I have ice cream in the freezer and some awesome cookies but i'm trying to slim down.

 

[Wargames]

Bro…. You good?

 

[Makavalli]

I feel u breh especially as a breh in his 40s its not fair but fukk it tho. U know what it takes to be in shape so learn some discipline and balance or accept the fatness

 

[Makavalli]

Bro…. You good?

He know that modelo and honey bun about to fukk up that mid section

 

[Prince.Skeletor]

I feel u breh especially as a breh in his 40s its not fair but fukk it tho. U know what it takes to be in shape so learn some discipline and balance or accept the fatness

Ya I go crazy at the gym, i'm in my 40s too and i'm stronger than i've ever been.
But this system? This full of flaws human body,
This god, it sees my many hours of working out, my dedication, my pushing myself, and still says: "Great effort, meatbag! Here's a tiny bit of muscle and a massive debt of residual fat you fukkface, now go worship me while your starved planet burns."

 

[MurderToCassette]

Just had a blunt and started thinking....


Imagine holding nothing more but a handful of nuts

Breh's gone off that za

 

[TheNig]

Bro…. You good?

Cuh trippin'.

 

[SoSoSlick]

Breh got that Rabbit Hole Pack

 

[CopiousX]

I'm saying, if an omnipotent architect actually designed this vessel, why is the fuel intake system so buggy?

We aren't living the lives we were intended to live. the design is perfect for the original human.




Your ancestors were hunting fcking sabertooths and mammoths , while you do your modern hunting in the grocery aisle. If you descend from a coastal people, your ancestors were even hunting whales . If you did what your ancestors did every day of your life you would never have a calorie overage.

And because of how uncertain this type of hunting was, you had to retain energy for as long as possible. Hence fat.

There is nothing wrong with the system. The issue is your lifestyle. And humanity live that way for 300,000 years. It was only until recently that we had calorie issues.

 

[Kyle C. Barker]

We aren't living the lives we were intended to live. the design is perfect for the original human.




Your ancestors were hunting fcking sabertooths and mammoths , while you do your modern hunting in the grocery aisle. If you descend from a coastal people, your ancestors were even hunting whales . If you did what your ancestors did every day of your life you would never have a calorie overage.

And because of how uncertain this type of hunting was, you had to retain energy for as long as possible. Hence fat.

There is nothing wrong with the system. The issue is your lifestyle. And humanity live that way for 300,000 years. It was only until recently that we had calorie issues.

Yeap.

Breh is unintentionally talking about evolution and general biochemistry that was perfectly adapted for the caveman.

What really sucks is the fight or flight response. Sure it's great for dodging a car at the last second but it's a damn shame that it also kicks in for work deadlines or getting dumped.

 

[xCivicx]

This ain't it OP

 

[Professor K.]

Denounce the Almighty because you a fatass pothead brehs

 

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[OneManGang]

Eating is supposed to be a calorie intensive activity. For thousands of years you had to work for a meal whether it was hunting or gathering.

Added to that, we’ve pretty much mastered the art of farming. Foods are more calorie dense than ever. Then sugar. It used to be for the wealthiest of the wealthy. Now it’s cheap and extremely abundant. The body wasn’t made to consume how we do in the modern world

 

[CBSwagga]

He know that modelo and honey bun about to fukk up that mid section

Modelo with the honey bun got me fukking dying.