What's Up With The Human Body, The Calorie Ponzi Scheme Is Proof That God Is Not Real!

[Adam3000]

The whole premise of the OP is wrong because your body burns like 1700 calories per day just by being alive. It isn't like you have to exercise off every calorie you eat.

 

[The BasedFather]

Negged for blasphemy against God

 

[CouldntBeMeTho]

You need to stop smoking for real

 

[ScoopNScore]

Big back babble writing thinkpieces about the munchies instead of looking up the science behind metabolism and why we would die if the body's fuel consumption was higher (also you'd get fired for making your robot the same way ) also there's a basis in the divine - higher powers are making sure you have discipline to choose better foods, exercise every day, and save enough for everyone ...you're sounding less as aprogrammer and more like a rube asking why their computer is so slow after hoarding files

300 calories from nothing more than a handful of nuts,

Idk what nuts u talking about but a handful is far less than 300 calories and you forgot to factor in the nutrients and vitamins.

You know how you can't delete files on a corrupt hard drive? That’s fat. It’s undeletable bloatware

do you mean fat or FAT also this analogy makes no sense cuz u can lose bodyfat

This isn't a temple, it’s a beta-test that went wrong, and the Developer ghosted us a million years ago.

This what ppl r saying about this website nowadays

 

[Regular Developer]

On the plus side, if you need the energy to go hunting in the first, those nuts will keep you going for a while...

Pause

 

[Peter Popoff]

Imagine holding nothing more but a handful of nuts,

No &

 

[Fillerguy]

We aren't living the lives we were intended to live. the design is perfect for the original human.




Your ancestors were hunting fcking sabertooths and mammoths , while you do your modern hunting in the grocery aisle. If you descend from a coastal people, your ancestors were even hunting whales . If you did what your ancestors did every day of your life you would never have a calorie overage.

And because of how uncertain this type of hunting was, you had to retain energy for as long as possible. Hence fat.

There is nothing wrong with the system. The issue is your lifestyle. And humanity live that way for 300,000 years. It was only until recently that we had calorie issues.

Not only this... we didn't use to eat all the time. Our bodies are built for endurance. We fail at almost every other physical attribute compared to most animals, except endurance.

Like Horses, we sweat to regular our temperature to maintain our high performance in physical activity. Horses are obviously have better physiques but we are better are temp regulations because we have more sweat glands across our body. We arguably have better endurance, pound for pound than horses because we require less food to operate at the same levels.

And like dogs and horses, we produce endorphins when we run.

There's more but our bodies crave a high calorie diets because we are built to move. Our seditary lifestyle is a recent development and its slowly killing us. Our bodies are efficient for what it was meant to do.