Whats worse: Constipation or Diaarhea

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You never had food poisoning? Diarrhea and have to vomit. :gag:

my nikka im just recovering off this literally. today the first day i can function. this shyt is vicious. you cant do anything without wondering how far the nearest toilet is. mud butt is definitely the worse of the two especially if you got other shyt tied into it. :to:
 

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Diarrhea will alter your plans for a whole day
 

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That's why a colon cleanse at least once a year is the way to go. I had one a few months ago and even though it was a hellish three weeks but it's made a hell of a difference since.

It's said that if you don't go more than twice a day then you ARE constipated even if it may not always feel like it.
 

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diarrhea fukked me up for a week...i couldnt laugh sneeze pee or burp...

i camped out in my bathroom with candles money house blessing spray wetwipes baby wipes nbaby powder

a cooler full of pedialyte gatorade powerade n pickle juice
 

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def diarrhea. At least with constipation u can still go about your day, though uncomfortable, God forbid you're not at home when that diarrhea hits :to:
on a side note fukk popye's as a chicken, establishment, and organization :pacspit:
 

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Diarrhea has an end...eventually, you run out of waste. Constipation can go on indefinitely, you have no idea when the suffering will end.
 
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Easily diarrhea is the worst

bein constipated is wack but atleast all u need is a laxative and it will come out in like 4-6 hours

but the squirts is like every 20 mins shyt sessions for atleast a day and your butt starts stinging

i ate some pizza that was out overnight and the squirts came to me
 

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Atleast there's a light at the end of the tunnel with Diarrhea, it does most the work for you. :yes:

Constipation though, you could be straining for a solid hour with no progress :to:
 

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pause but I don't mind diarrhea, yeah shyt sucks to have to go to the bathroom right after you left but constipation can be painful man
 
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