What's Worse: Constipation or Diarrhea?

what's worse

  • constipation

    Votes: 64 63.4%
  • diarrhea

    Votes: 20 19.8%
  • scust at this whole thread b

    Votes: 17 16.8%

  • Total voters
    101

WaveCapsByOscorp™

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Constipation.

When your body don’t wanna drop that dookie, makes you feel confused and scared :mjcry:

I can sit on toilet and shyt all day, no problem. But to try to shyt and NOT have it happen? :mjcry:
 

tuckgod

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There’s few things in life worse than being constipated
 

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Constipation and Thanksgiving coming up too. Last year had me on the toilet for hours pushing that shyt out. I'm scared brehs.
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Diarrhea seems worse since you're pretty much stuck at home (unless you're feeling lucky). Constipation may be uncomfortable but at least you can do what you need to.

Then again, I've never been seriously constipated so maybe I'm downplaying how unpleasant it is.
 

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Yall nikkas so 2019 and :dame: at the same time.

Imagine nikkas still shytting manually :francis:. Get your money up fam and join the future
nikkas still ain't up on the three sea shells? shyt really is embarrassing at this point.
 

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constipation…diarrhea is fukked up…but I be feeling like a new man once my guts is relieved
 

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Constipation!

With diarrhea you can just hold it til you find a bathroom. Sit down with a good book and shyt the hours away
You are unable to hold in your shyt?
:dwillhuh:

Diarrhea doesn't mean you lose the ability to hold your shyt in. Just tighten up and waddle to a bathroom
:manny:

either you’re trolling or you NEVER had a serious case of diarrhea…it’s not like a normal shyt where you can just “hold it”…god forbid you’re driving and some shyt you ate for lunch decides to act up…fortunately I hadn’t hit the highway yet at the time
 

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Been a time or two where I had to pull off to a gas station due to diarrhea. Making it home wasn’t an option.

Can’t remember the last time I was constipated.
 
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