THE MACHINE
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Try having constipation and stitches in your vagina at the same time.I pooped out a baseball size poop and instantly felt blood.
I should thank God everyday for that Y chromosome

Try having constipation and stitches in your vagina at the same time.I pooped out a baseball size poop and instantly felt blood.

The very thing that caused the constipation is the very thing that saved me from the pain. IbuprofenYou poor thing



Diarrhea farts pack a ton of heat and are high risk for slippage, carefulWhy oh why did I eat those spicy pork rinds an hour ago????
I got 3 and a half hrs til I clock out. Think I'll try to hold it in or carefully let out small farts in 10 minute increments![]()

Yeah, I was about to let a small one out, but it didnt feel right.Diarrhea farts pack a ton of heat and are high risk for slippage, careful![]()

Yeah, I was about to let a small one out, but it didnt feel right.
I hate these bathrooms at work. Fools is nasty 'round here.
I got just under 3 hrs left![]()


when it's rock hard and in the middle and you can't split it in half because your ass is already ripped open 
Diarrhea is worse. Constipation is easily fixed.

Pretty sure I already said this in this thread but constipation is easily solved with a suppository. Nothing cures diarrhea but time.Nah constipation is worse, it actually hurts.
Diarrhea, just work from home with your laptop on your lap![]()