What's your cheaters speech

[Jalether]

How you say most males cheated at least once, but you never have?

I'm the exception

 

[Dog Based Gremlin]

cereal cheater

 

[Roid Jones]

I said she could leave if she wanted but we need to fix this and get back to being us.

She left

 

[Jalether]

It depends on a lot of different factors of what you need to say, but whatever you do you have to work on crying at the drop of a hat on some.

And you have to have a “in case of emergency break glass” but you can only use it once, maybe twice if your chick really loves you or is slow. You tell a woman this after nothing else is working, you tell her “imma kill myself”

real talk, I know a guy who did this. It didn't work though she told him "Go ahead,you would be doing the world a favour"

 

[Wildhundreds]

I'm the exception

You're only as faithful as your options allow.

 

[Lieutenant Daniels]

Yes, a lot of women forgive but they never forget. If a woman takes a man back after cheating, the probability of a "cheat back" situation is very high. Thinking because she took a man back everything is what it was before she found out is naive.

And a dude who cheated would have ALOT of work to do to turn things back around and gain SOME semblance of trust back. She won’t ever trust you 100% again (and to keep it a buck she probably peeped behavior before the cheating). Basically the relationship on the clock from that point on

If you get caught cheating might as well dead the relationship cause 9/10 that shyt cannot be salvaged.

When she hit you with the “girls trip” after she done lulled you into thinking everything is back to “normal”

 

[Sleepy Floyd]

That;s a cap. On the contrary, a lot of women "forgive" infidelity. Everyone knows atleast one woman who went back
she would be mad for a few days/weeks . . . . .

Women might "go back" but the relationship is done. She didn't actually forgive the infidelity. It opens the door for her to do whatever she wants and she'll always use his infidelity as an excuse

She won't ever trust or respect you again

 

[MischievousMonkey]

 

[3rdWorld]

Once a cheater always a cheater..you could reform a female whore over time because her looks will diminish but I dont think a male cheater ever changes his spots.

 

[Kiyoshi-Dono]

Never cheated
Was a side nikka for years to many though
You nikkas ain’t got shyt on any woman out here
bytches will literally say “I love you”
On the phone
Then put that dikk in they mouth like oxygen the next minute
First Class Ticket To Hell I Have
White Jesus Not Walking Through My Funeral

 

[bigde09]

I've never cheated before and never will.

If you cheat and ya girl catch you, your relationship is over as she will never trust you or forgive you ever again. Women never forgive.

Also, she'll use your cheating as an excuse to cheat whenever she wants.

Nah they forgive. But they never forget

 

[The Pledge]

Speech?

If I got caught, that meant I didn’t give a fukk TO get caught.

No speech needed. I did it

 

[Lurkio]

Black men don’t cheat



But I heard from scumbags that whatever u say never apologize

 

[TDA92]

Speech?

If I got caught, that meant I didn’t give a fukk TO get caught.

No speech needed. I did it

Lol exactly. "Quick, I need more lies to cover up the first lie!" You better stand on all ten!

 

[Cat piss martini]

*back in the day when i played favorites*

girlfriend: so who is tina?
me: youre asking so you may know more than me.
girlfriend: my girl linda said you been creepin with tina.
me: I could fukk linda 3 seconds after we brake up.
girlfriend:
me: now about this tina chick
girlfriend: naw fukk that.......what are you sayin bout linda?
me:
girlfriend: these fake ass bytches always want what you got.
me: jackals.
girlfriend: lousy ass bytches.
me: that chicken aint gonna cook itself.
girlfriend: i'm gonna pour you a proper drink,cook and suck you off.
me: