my SO doesnt like red polish or lipstick either. says it reminds him of hookers.
hmmmm
i talk like this

there's something wrong with you....

what the fukk do you like???

rusrswendy?
this is a bad habit of mine
thats what housekeepers/cleaners are for
My turn offs:
Men that cant spell
Men that are uneducated
Men that are just plain stupid
Arrogant b*stards
Cant drive a stick
Drives like a grandma
Small hands
Small feet
Insecure....example: you're short and you dont like when i wear my heels that make me taller than you. fukk you then.
bytches.... i dont like when i can walk all over you. Be a fukking man. 
Bad teeth ugh