What's your video game kill count?

[basketball reasons]

Do goombas, koopas, bullet bill and yoshis count

How come no one ever talks about how much of a monster Mario is?

One of your best friends from birth is worth kicking down a pit 300 style just so you can get a fukking double jump?

Luigi wouldnt do that shyt

 

[Kingshango]

I've killed up to probably 4 million off of Dynasty Warriors games alone.

So.....a lot.

 

[Ciggavelli]

What about their families?

So many fatherless video game children

 

[daze23]

you're all dead to me

 

[videogamestashbox.com]

nazi levels

 

[NoMorePie]

7,394,554,054.

...And rising.

 

[Mr. Manhattan]

Does that include online kills,

thread btw