When a fart.... isn't really a fart: A sad tale of deucing your pants whilst having a long commute..

[Disgustya Stallone]

cuz brehs... i ate some chipotle last night for din din... my stomach literally rumbling so hard it woke me.... anyways, i took 2 sh*ts in the am before i hit the road for my hour commute and thought sh*t was all gravy. so i'm driving and blowing this faq, got the bass bumped up in my truck, and BOOM... here i am thinking it's gonna be a fart so i push a little extra hard, and goddamn cuz... it was straight doo doo buttah... driving for a solid 15 minutes with squishy sh*t sloshing around d*ck and butt area..

now i had to pull over to wackarnolds and basically throw away my underwears [absolutely sh*t covered]. and then spent 20 minutes and 2 rolls of TP to clean myself up (needing water while i was in the stall i used toilet water ).

through some grace of god i had no poop on my pants, so i finished cleaning and dipped to work...

free ballin all day

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

oh, i forgot to add i left poop smeared on the stall walls and floor

always wondered how n*ggaz could get sh*t on the walls.... guess i know now

 

[kingdizzy01]

go home nasty ass

 

[unit321]

through some grace of god i had no poop on my pants, so i finished cleaning and dipped to work...

free ballin all day

 

[A.V.]

 

[The5thLetter]

now i had to pull over to wackarnolds and basically throw away my underwears [absolutely sh*t covered]. and then spent 20 minutes and 2 rolls of TP to clean myself up (needing water while i was in the stall i used toilet water ).

 

[itsyoung!!]

reminds me of one of Havoc's posts

either way

these trolls just type out nasty shyt thinkin its funny

 

[Smoke]

 

[Disgustya Stallone]

reminds me of one of Havoc's posts

either way

these trolls just type out nasty shyt thinkin its funny

i promise you this is no made up sh*t... this legit happened to me this morning

i'm typing at you freeballing right now

 

[patscorpio]

cuz brehs... i ate some chipotle last night for din din... my stomach literally rumbling so hard it woke me.... anyways, i took 2 sh*ts in the am before i hit the road for my hour commute and thought sh*t was all gravy. so i'm driving and blowing this faq, got the bass bumped up in my truck, and BOOM... here i am thinking it's gonna be a fart so i push a little extra hard, and goddamn cuz... it was straight doo doo buttah... driving for a solid 15 minutes with squishy sh*t sloshing around d*ck and butt area..

now i had to pull over to wackarnolds and basically throw away my underwears [absolutely sh*t covered]. and then spent 20 minutes and 2 rolls of TP to clean myself up (needing water while i was in the stall i used toilet water ).

through some grace of god i had no poop on my pants, so i finished cleaning and dipped to work...

free ballin all day

 

[Ria_21]

LOOOL #amess

 

[Heretic]

LOOOL #amess

u know that shyt ain't funny

 

[ADK]

I giggled a little, story coulda been pulled off better tho. Back to class bubba

 

[Ria_21]

u know that shyt ain't funny

LMAO I honestly find the stupidest things like this funny

 

[Heretic]

LMAO I honestly find the stupidest things like this funny

me too