When A Girl Calls You A "Nice Guy"

[bogey_j]

...thats an instant shutdown right? she put me in the friendzone with no intention of giving me the puss

I had this chick tell me

"my friends tell me I should stop dating guys who are bad for me, and start dating nice guys like you."

I interpreted that to mean, "my friends tell me to stop dating bad boys who make my gina tingle, and date nice, boring guys like you."


I've never been sure what a good response to that would have been

 

[Killer Instinct]

Breh...

 

[Dirty_Jerz]

Shameless plug, i got em

http://www.thecoli.com/threads/why-are-men-who-claim-good-nice-hated-sohh.224831/

 

[Poetical Poltergeist]

You should listen to your friends. But since u won't you will have no idea what your missing out on. Laterz biotch!



Works every time

 

[The5thLetter]

Translation, when her p*ssy is blown out and no one is checking for her cuz she's , she'll settle for you

 

[Bo Dallas]

It means that she is a BOliever, and I am more than happy to have her as a friend.

 

[AITheAnswerAI]

No chick i've smashed has ever called me a nice guy...so yes that shyt is the kiss of death. Better cut your loses and keep it movin.

 

[LA Fisher]

When girls only see me as a friend I just start fukkin with their home girls. Cuz now her bytch is all in her ear like "omg he's a great guy" "girl why didn't you snatch him up" "thanks for putting us on girl"

Next thing you know she gonna be at your front door wearing nothing but a trench coat singing SWV songs

 

[iBrowse]

nikka you know she ain't checking for you like that so just KIM or embrace that p*ssy free L

 

[Nino Brown]

She likes me, she likes me not

 

[Soundbwoy]

Breh...

take you L and keep it moving

 

[iBrowse]

When girls only see me as a friend I just start fukkin with their home girls. Cuz now her bytch is all in her ear like "omg he's a great guy" "girl why didn't you snatch him up" "thanks for putting us on girl"

Next thing you know she gonna be at your front door wearing nothing but a trench coat singing SWV songs

Exactly...nikkas never ever burn bridges with a girl that put you in the friendzone..always let them be your agent when it comes to whoring yourself to her friends...shyt when she starts hearing about you smashing her homegirls it might make her reconsider her current portfolio

 

[Silver Surfer]

I dunno...it depends on the context...I fukked a chic after she has said that

 

[NSSVO]

I've been called nice and evil. bytch who called me nice didn't suck my dikk so

 

[LA Fisher]

Exactly...nikkas never ever burn bridges with a girl that put you in the friendzone..always let them be your agent when it comes to whoring yourself to her friends...shyt when she starts hearing about you smashing her homegirls it might make her reconsider her current portfolio

shyt works perfectly