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My old man was like this when he was teaching me how to drive. And I was learning on a stick shift car. "You didn't put your blinker on to change lanesI actually didn't get mine until I was 22. Mostly because I had this huge fear of driving, when I first started out my mom wouldn't let me drive unless she was in the car with me, and she was such a scary passenger for no reason lol.
"YOURE GOING TOO FAST!!! SLOW DOWN!!!!!!!!!"
"YOURE TOO CLOSE TO THAT OTHER CAR!!!!!!!!!"
"DONT RUN THE YELLOW LIGHT!!!!!!!"
"YOURE GONNA HIT THE CURB!!!!!!!!!"
Me:
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Rent one. I think I only passed because I rented one and they ran me through the test before I took it. Just remember, when parking uphill, if there's a curb, u turn the wheel all the way to the left, put it in park, slap on the e-brake, and turn off car. If there's no curb, then u turn it all the way to the right and do the same23 and trying to get mines now before I move.
I don't have mine because I had to pay $500 because some bytch called the cops on me for looking suspicious while sitting in a parked car. (Long story)
Then I've had my permit in three different states but never had a car to actually take the road test. I'm gonna try to rent one this time.

I got my license on Thursday. Since then, I have this feeling I'm gonna start getting pulled over for bullshyt until I have a shytty driving record. Before that I drove like I owned the road. shyt keeps fukking with my headi was 27 , my daddy said if u get yo dl ill buy u a car up to $2k......i was in college n it was the 1st time i didnt have warrants, so i went for it, got suspended 6mths later n ive been riding dirty erry since
from what i heard its best to not get no tickets from the jump cuz once they write u a ticket your tags are flagged and u will continue to be stopped even if u riding legitI got my license on Thursday. Since then, I have this feeling I'm gonna start getting pulled over for bullshyt until I have a shytty driving record. Before that I drove like I owned the road. shyt keeps fukking with my head
How does he not know how to drive at 37?Oh OK, well at least you know how to drive. No lie this weekend I've been teaching my 37 yr old brother to drive so weird timing for this topic
Yea? I been in so many accidents I drive really careful but I just have this feeling like someone gonna fukk with me and pull me over for some petty shyt. I just don't want my car insurance to be stupid high. I hear good things about State Farmfrom what i heard its best to not get no tickets from the jump cuz once they write u a ticket your tags are flagged and u will continue to be stopped even if u riding legit

glad that shyt wasn't on the test.