I wasn't pulling any until I joined the military. Before that, it was only black women that were either nerdy and mid or kinda dusty and down with the idea of dating a goofy motherfúcker like myself that dressed and acted white as shyt
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When I got a little money, kept a nice mid-fade, got a little muscular and started trimming my mustache, that's when they started peeping the boy.
Improved my style as well. Stopped wearing Sperrys and started wearing FoamRunners and Air Max and shyt.
They love a man in uniform with all them government benefits
I know brehs who were stationed in Germany beating the toaster strudel out them girls
. Before that, it was only black women that were either nerdy and mid or kinda dusty and down with the idea of dating a goofy motherfúcker like myself that dressed and acted white as shyt
.
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we gonna talk about this fellas?

wrestling a white girl in front of an army of overzealous cacs was an experience. The win didn't feel like a win. Even though I was new to the sport, she was trash. My coaches were dying on the way back. fukking cacs.