Haha...I remember I thought I was gonna lose my V card with this girl I was dating for about a week.
I was friends with her and her friend Melissa before this day/night happened for a few months.
Now, melissa had these huge dope knockers...I mean drool worthy t*ts...wow. But she had a boyfriend.
So my gf tells me that she wants to do a double date with melissa and her bf and get a hotel afterwards.
Now I'm in Junior year of HS and only making like 5 dollars an hour so this hotel thing is gonna eat up most of my money even with splitting it.
fukk it...it's an adventure...I'm in!
So we all meet up the day of and I get to see melissas boyfriend...it's this brolic brotha from my hs!
So we dap it up and we're both like "I didn't know you were dating XXXXXX!!".
(Once I saw him I knew there wasn't any chance of a hat trick with melissa)
So we all go out to eat and talk and walk around the hood and then pick up some alcohol and head to the hotel.
Double bed room...alcohol on tap...hot girls...I had my condoms ready...
I'm thinking we are about to get up in some foursome trading partners type stuff.

So we get to the hotel, flip on the TV, hop on the beds and pass the bottles and start relaxing!
In between catching stares at melissas t*ts (whose nipples were making their presence known) and watching tv, I notice my girl is hitting the bottle more than she's fooling with me. So I start talking with melissa and her bf more and we're talking it up and laughing and my gf just busts out in tears...

I'm like "Yo...wtf is up with you? What happened?"
She starts wailing and bawling her eyes out talking some mess about her father and how he ain't in her life and all this emotional bullshyt.
I'm like

.... (What the hell is this shyt? I thought we were gonna have a good time here...)
So then melissa runs over to comfort her and her bf gives me a look like

so I give him the

and I think we both knew that we were pretty much done.
So after 5 minutes he and I go outside and go for a tipsy walk talkin about how random and stupid that shyt was. Then we got to talkin about school and other females and shyt and actually got along good.
So after about an hour or so, we head back to the hotel and we come in to see the two girls cuddled up and asleep.
We're both like...

So...with them on one bed, the only other option...I wasn't havin no part of.
So I left and took the bus home and got yelled at by my mom for coming in late. Little did she know, if I'd have gotten in them drawls I'd have spent the night.
But it was probably for the best. That chick had tons of issues and I had zero chance of getting in melissas bra...
Dumped her the next week and went on with my life.
Fkn waste of my time and money...