When Did You Realize Women Were CRAZY?

[BlvdBrawler]

my mother is a beautiful, strong and very intelligent woman.

but crazy. not bat shyt insane but she would fly off the handle at us for nothing lol.

so i guess i was kinda raised with the knowledge that all women possess certain levels of craziness. some more acceptable than others.

Reminds me of when I was in 8th grade. I was writing a paper or something and she checked my homework. Apparently I had missed a few periods or something so she tore the whole thing up and told me to re-write it again. This was before we had a computer, btw.

Bish was definitely crazy.

 

[YaThreadFloppedB!]

My nikka Dae-Dae caught a zipper in thee eye

 

[Brofato]

Hell yeah.. c/s

These broads will tell me stories about there past and be like

One chick i work with who i took out on a date told me she had 2 dudes gangbang her 2 times before and i was like.... then she hit me off with she fuk 5 dudes in 6 months and i'm lke..... then she told me before i even fuked i want u to have my baby and u don't have to be around and i was like... i dropped her off at home and fuked and got transferred to another department but i heard some dude wifed her up

then another chick i fuked with at work tried to tell me how she was a good woman but she never knew i knew her background from other co workers who told me she fuked like the last 3 new guys who just started with the company.. this bytch was crazy after i smashed and dash.. telling other co-workers i was crazy and the whole nine.. then i find out she met a dude and after about a month of knowing him she moved into her house


these women think they can hide there past from a dude like me cause i usually play that dumb role and act like i don't know shyt but i be on law and order criminal intent digging in there past especially since i'm older now

homie still fukked tho.


I don't really have any girlfriend stories except I had one girlfriend who taught me how to navigate women and I can thank her for that.

Family though. My grandparents had 6 kids, 4 daughters. When my sister started dating and when I started getting old enough to know what was really happening with the family it was just all the time.

 

[IronFist]

going through what im going through with an ex from 2-3 years ago. never again. girl needs a white straightjacket. chick has been trying to make it into something that it will never be for the last 2-3 years after me leaving texas. getting voicemail messages and all this other nonsense.

 

[CEITEDMOFO]

going through what im going through with an ex from 2-3 years ago. never again. girl needs a white straightjacket. chick has been trying to make it into something that it will never be for the last 2-3 years after me leaving texas. getting voicemail messages and all this other nonsense.

you mustve put it down on her breh

 

[↓R↑LYB]

Moms told me not to trust these hoes. At that point I started looking at these bytches sideways

 

[IronFist]

you mustve put it down on her breh

i dont know. i looked at it like this g, 2-3 years is long enough for someone to move on with they life (i would hope). and it not so much sexual prowess that isnt even a problem but at the same time i could move a chick, and im not bragging or feeling myself. whats even more crazy is a couple of my homegirls thats always had love for me been wanting to see her behind this nonsense. she dont care. bear in mind i broke up with her (unfaithfulness)

also i just want to say im not trying to generalize anything because some ladies can truly be genuine and caring and then they are some that bring, stress, negativity, and nothing of substance to you but a damn headache behind the games they play.

 

[↓R↑LYB]

It's pretty satisfying when you see it work for you for the first time.

hat shyt can go 1 of 2 ways, you can get the chick to get moist and she'll be on your dikk because she realize she don't own you.

Or the bytch can go looney and be on some "you gotta die breh "

Once you date a crazy ass bytch, it's when you realize that all you want is a boring, normal chick to get married to and not cheat on and treat like a queen cause you're no longer bout dat life

 

[IronFist]

hat shyt can go 1 of 2 ways, you can get the chick to get moist and she'll be on your dikk because she realize she don't own you.

Or the bytch can go looney and be on some "you gotta die breh "

Once you date a crazy ass bytch, it's when you realize that all you want is a boring, normal chick to get married to and not cheat on and treat like a queen cause you're no longer bout dat life

i can relate homie

 

[Mr swag]

College freshman year.

This fat chick was telling girls in the dorm I was fukking her

I found out like 2 years later

 

[Mad Good Dro]

wow at some of the stories in here

 

[Turbulent]

told the story a couple of times but when i was 16 this chick came to my place, we kissed and i would cop a feel but whenever i tried to undress her she stopped me. after two times i just told her i had homework to do. she said cool, walked her to the bus stopped and we even kissed goodbye. next thing i know she's spreading rumors about how i supposedly tried to rape her.

 

[bogey_j]

told the story a couple of times but when i was 16 this chick came to my place, we kissed and i would cop a feel but whenever i tried to undress her she stopped me. after two times i just told her i had homework to do. she said cool, walked her to the bus stopped and we even kissed goodbye. next thing i know she's spreading rumors about how i supposedly tried to rape her.

damn, she tried to throw dirt on ya name like that for no reason

foul.

 

[Lord Beasley]

i been knowing chicks were crazy since hs. always tryin to fukk with other nikkas when they mad @ they nikka, just to tell they nikka and get him all riled up. giving no fukks about the other party involved.

fast forward to now, just kinda broke up with my girl the other day ago. so im trying to get all my shyt and leave her house, she starts pushing me . now i'm no punkbytch but i told her if she was a dude putting her hands on me like that i woulda knocked the fire out of her. then she wanna start calling me a p*ssy and shyt. i had to leave with the haste, bytch was bout to make me catch a case.

 

[jmspro]

When I was 8 years old and my stepmom was cursing out my dad for dancing the last dance with my grandmother at my grandmother's 50th birthday party instead of dancing with her. She cried all night because of it. Even at 8 years old I knew that was some crazy shyt.