


DUUUUUUUUUUDE that shyt is lame, reminds me of my first number.
Graduate 8th grade, was a stud in my school somehow (just happened, suddenly I was a cool kid

)
Get to freshman year of High School and my first class, honors english, had this girl in it. Tall, well put together russian girl with a baby voice.
I guess I got all the gusto of an 8th grader and transferred it. Within a week I had her number. Unfortunately, I was bragging to my boys

Lets just say I called this chick 8 times just to hear her voice, and another 2 to let my boys hear it.


Needless to say, my wit, my charm, all that went out the window and I was branded a weirdo. NEVER recovered, cause she was rubbing on my chest
and laughing at my jokes. After that? Everything I said became corny, unfunny, and worthy of a roast in front of EVERYBODY.
I bestow upon you
@bogey_j this L I've held.