When Female Coworkers Are Having A Convo About Sex...

[Marco Zen]

It's so easy to fukk up in that situation tho.

Like I said especially when it's a few fine ones in the group talkin or that one you've been subtly at for a while and she's in the group going on and on about being bent over and body oils and safewords and shyt. Just can't resist!


Not knowing its that one in the group. She's classy, Christian, respects herself, not really in the conversation but with the group anyway and tolerating it because its just "the girls".... then here comes your dumb ass thinkin it's cool to chime in and wind up looking dead at her going...

 

[Field Marshall Bradley]

I've seen a lot of good brothers get caught up in some B.S. over some nonsense, including myself.....Luckily I didn't get the axe cause my boss knew it was some B.S., and just told me to keep it 100% professional with her cause we were working on a project together....

But I've had several homeboys get done in by chicks at work...One partner had a white pawg that would constantly flirt with him and inquire about his manhood and were the myths true....he playfully ignored her for his first couple of months there but she was persistent....so the freak in him couldn't let it slide and he decides to wear some silk trousers to work with no drawers

So as usual, the lady walks in his office and starts her normal flirting routine and while she's talking, my partner gingerly walks around his desk with a semi erection and tells her "it aint no myth"

He was fired the next day....True story

 

[Blackout]

I stay quiet and learn something new about em.

If I feel the need to make a move on a chick who been flirting with me I strictly do it after work hours and never at work. That is my personal policy.

Be ready for anything my nikkas. We dont need brothers losing jobs in this racist world we live in.

 

[unit321]

Well, to be on the safe side. Just walk out.
I had a female co-worker talking to another female co-worker about getting plastic surgery done. She wanted to get a face lift. Then, she said she wanted to get a boob job. I could have said either "No, you don't need to" or "Yeah, great idea". Either answer would have been trouble.

 

[GoddamnyamanProf]

... ya know, a group of women on the job yapping. them bytches all "girrl, I like it when blah blah blah and a man puts it blah blah blah licking my blah blah pulling my hair yadda yadda yadda" to eachother high-fiving and shyt and they're not being private about the conversation they're blatantly being loud enough for you to hear.

Do you and join the conversation?

Do you and REALLY join the conversation?

Do you and play it safe avoiding a potential workplace sexual harassment accusation?

Do you and report them for sexual misconduct?

Do you and basically take over the conversation?

Do you and just listen to what the hot bytch has to say?

Do you and remind them the job ain't the place for that shyt?

I sit back and listen real casually like

Then I hit em with that

 

[Canon]

Do you and just listen to what the hot bytch has to say?

this.i don't say shyt tho.

i start plotting to get in them guts thooutside of work

 

[Marco Zen]

Had a bubble booty thick coworker that wore these sexy librarian style glasses back in the day walked up on me and the fellas talking reckless about hos, p*ssy etc. she chimed in blah blah "you can't handle this blah blah". One of the dudes said he'd hit that phat ass so hard from the back it would knock her glasses crooked on her face. We all (except her) laughed . Suddenly she leaves the area. Now we're all worried she reported errbody. Few minutes later she comes back and we're still . We carry on through out the day still worried about where she went. Later she tells one of her female coworkers (whom eventually told us) that after hearing the "crooked glasses" comment she had to excuse herself to the restroom to wipe up a certain area of her body.


Sometimes talking dirty to a bytch on the job =

 

[Turbulent]

it actually makes me less attracted to these specific chicks when i hear them yap about sex.

 

[Zero]

"She dressed different when we worked together".......

 

[newworldafro]

I sit back and listen real casually like

Then I hit em with that

.....

 

[El Guapo]

I just witnessed this clown at work who dove right in on some . Mfer was talkin bout eatin ass and everything to them hos