When flossing goes wrong.....buy a rolls Royce rapper brehs....

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Honestly the big mistake they make is upgrading immediately to elite tier luxury cars. Start off with a damn Lexus LC500 or a C9 Vette.

When you buy Rolls, Lambo, Ferrari...really any kind of exotic, you buy that shyt to keep. Drive it a little on weekends but that's it. Keep those cars in a climate controlled garages and keep the mileage low. They'll hold their value better and you can sell it either for a profit or at least not lose your shirt.

If you want something to stunt in everyday get a Lexus and trick it up to high heaven.
 

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"Real nikkas are driving their own RR now,a driver is passe:mjgrin:"

@Taco : "Welcome to @Taco ' s Sleazy n Shadey Dealership .... no credit....no $$ down.....no problem! :troll:







I see you eyeing that RR son....you got good taste...I sold 3 this week already to the biggest rappers and streamers in the game!!!! Lets get you in one today so u can be ryding like the big dawgs!!!!"



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"Listen Kid I just ran your debt-income ratio as a uber eats driver and instagram videographer.....and its not GREAT :huhldup:


But no worries...At Sleazy's dealership we work for you. We see that you sometimes pay rent...have no credit....and not much of a work history....



but the good news is your grandmother's mortgage is paid in full and your grandfather left her a nice eggs nest!!!! :lolbron:






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....so we visited her at the hospital and were able to get a co-sign from her :thumbsup:

Now I was able to lock you in a special rate today.......an apr of 32% for 75 months. if any singular payment of $22,987.66 is missed granny's house and eggs nest will be used as collateral


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kid this offer is good for today, and today ONLY! Sign right here and you gonna be up. DMs gonna be going crazy.....the likes up....I'm talking 2 the moon UP!!! The followers about to be crazy. :gladbron:



now that you signed the contract Its time to celebrate kid!!!!

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These items lose their status as a status symbol as they get more and more accessible to the general public. If everyone has a RR, it's now longer what the really elite want, because the status value isn't the same.

Yes, you see soccer Moms in the Cullinan now, I saw one yesterday, eyeing each other lol

Some of the first luxury cars I was ever in were RR and a Masarait, but this was around 2009/2011, when they were not as known to the public. I asked someone when they picked me up in a RR, what kind of fukking car is this?
 

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Honestly the big mistake they make is upgrading immediately to elite tier luxury cars. Start off with a damn Lexus LC500 or a C9 Vette.

When you buy Rolls, Lambo, Ferrari...really any kind of exotic, you buy that shyt to keep. Drive it a little on weekends but that's it. Keep those cars in a climate controlled garages and keep the mileage low. They'll hold their value better and you can sell it either for a profit or at least not lose your shirt.

If you want something to stunt in everyday get a Lexus and trick it up to high heaven.

A rapper in a Lexus will be seen as a broke boy.

People clowned Budden for taking a picture in his old Honda and half of them probably couldn't afford a Civic.
 

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These items lose their status as a status symbol as they get more and more accessible to the general public. If everyone has a RR, it's now longer what the really elite want, because the status value isn't the same.

Yes, you see soccer Moms in the Cullinan now, I saw one yesterday, eyeing each other lol

Some of the first luxury cars I was ever in were RR and a Masarait, but this was around 2009/2011, when they were not as known to the public. I asked someone when they picked me up in a RR, what kind of fukking car is this?



RR is literally one of the first high end luxury cars ever produced. And has remained the pinnacle for like a century +. No offense your cali card should be revoked for saying this dumb shyt :dead:
 

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This is the part that always gets me with the rolls. Its essentially a limo. not a stretch obviously but still you are meant to be chauffeured in them things. Buying one and then driving yourself around in it, always feels like faking it to me.

I'll say it like this. these ultra luxury sedans are CLEARLY meant to have a person chaffeured. that's the reason why the back seats are so much more luxurious than the front and only seat 2 people in the back. there's a full center console with the likes of a fridge and entertainment center and what not. plus fully reclining seats and sun shades. in a RR, being in the back is exactly where u wanna be. u can't do none of that shyt in the driver's seat.
 

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I'll say it like this. these ultra luxury sedans are CLEARLY meant to have a person chaffeured. that's the reason why the back seats are so much more luxurious than the front and only seat 2 people in the back. there's a full center console with the likes of a fridge and entertainment center and what not. plus fully reclining seats and sun shades. in a RR, being in the back is exactly where u wanna be. u can't do none of that shyt in the driver's seat.
Exactly, same with a private jet or something like that. All the creature features are in the passengers seating not the cockpit.
 

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its literally a car built to be chauffeured in.



If you wanna go against the grain and look like driving miss daisy go ahead; but you aint getting that shyt off in any metropolis :russ:
They make rolls Royce coupes
 

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And to keep it a trillion, you would think American made cars highkey our better options than majority of foreign vehicles, you can trick out a Cadillac, Chevy, dodge, Chrysler boost performance and all types of shyt and still have money left over versus spending on some foreign car that may or may not even be fun to drive in

And the maintenance would be significantly cheaper

And dude from Detroit at that so he in car city for the most part
 

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RR is literally one of the first high end luxury cars ever produced. And has remained the pinnacle for like a century +. No offense your cali card should be revoked for saying this dumb shyt :dead:

I mean, where I would I know it from? Music videos? A car pulls up, and I get in, it wasn't like I picked it out on the lot.

Funny thing is that's the first thing I said: I'm embarrassed I don't even know what this car is
 

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I mean, where I would I know it from? Music videos? A car pulls up, and I get in, it wasn't like I picked it out on the lot.

Funny thing is that's the first thing I said: I'm embarrassed I don't even know what this car is

you sound like you were a cheerleader for the chargers.
 

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These items lose their status as a status symbol as they get more and more accessible to the general public. If everyone has a RR, it's now longer what the really elite want, because the status value isn't the same.

Yes, you see soccer Moms in the Cullinan now, I saw one yesterday, eyeing each other lol

Some of the first luxury cars I was ever in were RR and a Masarait, but this was around 2009/2011, when they were not as known to the public. I asked someone when they picked me up in a RR, what kind of fukking car is this?

Where you live at where people didn’t know about RR and Mazis in 09’?

Honest question. :mjtf:
 
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