Thurgood Thurston III
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Sounds fake. That's probably her boyfriend
When flying out a shorty goes terribly wrong
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Piff Perkins
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Two keys for me. I’m gonna assume they were talking sexual shyt in the DMs so that’s not a key. He did that shyt and it didn’t work. Which means she arrived and changed her mind.
First key: get a nice hotel. He had her at his crib. Bad move because she’ll not only see you aren’t balling but you don’t want random thots knowing where you live (set up). Get a room. Not at Days Inn. At least a 3 star hotel, preferably 4 star. An extended room that has a separate living room. Nobody trying to spend a lot of time in a hotel where they can see the door from the bed. Also make sure you’re signed up for paperless receipts. Many hotels will slip your receipt under the door at 3-4AM. The receipt has your address on it and if she sees it that’s a potential risk. With paperless they will email it to you. Problem solved.
Second key: plan events. Go out to lunch, dinner, etc. Go to the movies. Nothing super expensive but the point is to ensure it feels like an event when you get back to the room. You feed her, show her a good time and you gonna fukk multiple times. I don’t want to hear shyt about not spending money because you already dropped a stack on a plane ticket and hotel. Couple hundred at a restaurant shouldn’t be a problem.
Also this maybe goes without saying but make sure you got drinks and snacks at the hotel room. Goal is to make her as comfortable as possible. Eating snacks, drinking, watching Netflix.
First key: get a nice hotel. He had her at his crib. Bad move because she’ll not only see you aren’t balling but you don’t want random thots knowing where you live (set up). Get a room. Not at Days Inn. At least a 3 star hotel, preferably 4 star. An extended room that has a separate living room. Nobody trying to spend a lot of time in a hotel where they can see the door from the bed. Also make sure you’re signed up for paperless receipts. Many hotels will slip your receipt under the door at 3-4AM. The receipt has your address on it and if she sees it that’s a potential risk. With paperless they will email it to you. Problem solved.
Second key: plan events. Go out to lunch, dinner, etc. Go to the movies. Nothing super expensive but the point is to ensure it feels like an event when you get back to the room. You feed her, show her a good time and you gonna fukk multiple times. I don’t want to hear shyt about not spending money because you already dropped a stack on a plane ticket and hotel. Couple hundred at a restaurant shouldn’t be a problem.
Also this maybe goes without saying but make sure you got drinks and snacks at the hotel room. Goal is to make her as comfortable as possible. Eating snacks, drinking, watching Netflix.
Ineedmoney504
SOHH ICEY...WE EATIN
This fake. The dude who talking is Gerald houston. Ig comedian
Gritsngravy
Superstar
Yea this is probably some skit, but the idea is kind of funny would make a good episode of tv like on some modern day Larry David Seinfeld shyt
I just imagined brehs carrying around flashlights to make sure they would always have a light to make themselves look better, even in low light conditions.
African Peasant
Veteran
Flying out = tricking.
Just pay an escort.
Just pay an escort.
FeverPitch2
Superstar
Whether this was real or fake, this shyt happens all the time. Even to celebrities.
That's how we got "I'm good, luv. Enjoy."
Most nikkas just keep that L to themselves.
-If you live in a major city, there's no need to fly bytches out just to fukk in the first place.
-If I was ever planning on hittin a chick up while I was in her city, I done already told her before hand that I'm clapping.
-If I'm in another city, I'm gonna have plans independent of the chick in that city. So if she flakes, it's not a big deal.
-If a chick ever pulls up lame and changes her mind about fukking you, don't be butt hurt about it. Send her on her way and forget she exists.
That's how we got "I'm good, luv. Enjoy."
Most nikkas just keep that L to themselves.
-If you live in a major city, there's no need to fly bytches out just to fukk in the first place.
-If I was ever planning on hittin a chick up while I was in her city, I done already told her before hand that I'm clapping.
-If I'm in another city, I'm gonna have plans independent of the chick in that city. So if she flakes, it's not a big deal.
-If a chick ever pulls up lame and changes her mind about fukking you, don't be butt hurt about it. Send her on her way and forget she exists.
These nikkas don’t deserve a crumb of p*ssy
nikkas are absolute lames
So she told him whatever she needed to tell him to see her nikka?
I mean, we can call nikkas lame for not being automatically savvy with these mind games, but from what I got this bytch lied on her p*ssy to get dikked down by a broke nikka.
Tell me how many nikkas HAVEN'T been taken in by a bytch's lies before?
If breh drove a M3 instead of that Challenger he would've gotten the cheeks...
Act like a chick can tell the difference between an M3 and a regular Beamer brehs
Act like a BMW is what pulls bytches brehs
Crayola Coyote
Superstar
Good find you own way home
J.E.T.S
Lookahere mayne...
I never flew a bytch out. I did have a bytch drive 13 hours here to fukk though. & she thought she was gonna spend the night. Made that hoe get a room somewhere.
NoirDynosaur
Yurrrrrrrrrr
I rather fly out to visit a chick.
Womb Raider
sigh….*unzips pants*
I’m not flying no bytch out 
nikka was lame for that to begin with
nikka was lame for that to begin with