When getting married for BAH goes wrong....Military Brehs come on In

[ajnapoleon]

1. She. Does not. Love. You. Don't get that shyt twisted. I don't care if she said it, or how naked y'all were when she said it. I don't even care if she's already pregnant because your stupid ass decided to ride bareback, you fukktarded assclown. She isn't in love with you.

2. Don't stick your dikk in crazy, daddy issues, crack whores, meth heads or anything you found on backpage. Their shyt is crawling with STI's even the CDC can't get a handle on. Your shyt will rot off in five second, Pri. Five. Seconds. Repeat after me: "She is a skank. I'm better off whackin it to online porn."

3. If she can read rank, lives less than 70 miles from post, knows how to navigate Tri-Care, can quote regs but has never served, has four kids, with four different last names, but is under the age of 23, RUN. THE fukk. AWAY. As fast as you can, Pri. That's trouble you simply aren't prepared for.


4. I don't care how nice or helpful he is, if he's a used car salesman and the lot is located less than 100 miles from post, it is not in fact a good deal. I don't care how much he whines about how you're basically stealing it from him, he is NOT your friend. In fact, if you're E4 or below, don't fukking buy a car. Walk or take the on-post cab. fukk a car note. This concludes your in brief, you fukktarded bunch of degenerates. Now, get about your business, and don't stick your dikks in the lightsockets. God knows I already hate morning sick call.


P.S. For fukk's sake, the list of places off-post designated as a "No-Go" are designated as such for a reason. Stay the fukk out of them. This is not in fact a list of the best places to go, fukkstick.

 

[Lootpack]

E5 mafia checking in

 

[Kane1]

You would be a straight CLOWN to try to marry any chick while in the military




My brother told me that when he left for the Navy

 

[big bun]

Yes. I have lived in military towns/cities my whole life and have witnessed it all. No, I am not military.

 

[ajnapoleon]

Yes. I have lived in military towns/cities my whole life and have witnessed it all. No, I am not military.

Whats some of the fukkkery you seen breh

i always wanted to hear your side of things


A breh not a female in a military town

 

[The M.I.C.]

I was told straight up by my recruiter to stay single while I was in, no girlfriend no wife no nothing..this was over twenty some odd years ago. It's funny that shyt hasn't changed at all.

 

[big bun]

Whats some of the fukkkery you seen breh

i always wanted to hear your side of things


A breh not a female in a military town

Too much to type right now . I will say this...I am from San Diego and what I remember most is it was always competition (and beef) between military cats and civilian brehs. It was mostly over females. I personally had no issues, but I seen it. When I get some time i’ll come back and drop a story or two.

 

[The M.I.C.]

E5 mafia checking in

O-4..now gimme 50 push ups.

 

[ajnapoleon]

Too much to type right now . I will say this...I am from San Diego and what I remember most is it was always competition (and beef) between military cats and civilian brehs. It was mostly over females. I personally had no issues, but I seen it. When I get some time i’ll come back and drop a story or two.

Damn i hope you rememeber to hit this thread back up


I need to hear/read this

 

[Dre Space Age]

Lol I stayed single cause I never seen so much plottin in my life.

 

[NatiboyB]

doesn't matter CID/OSI/NCIS bytch ass will somehow figure out a way to come after you for BAH fraud but since the military can't define a marriage they just end up titling you so that you can't get promoted...fukk all they bytch asses.

 

[Neuromancer]

I wish I could have made it into the military.

 

[NatiboyB]

I wish I could have made it into the military.

MAN no you don't...Why so you can have a beat up ass body at 38 and a bunch of issues that probably makes you an odd fit in any civilian setting that doesn't involve some form of violence of action? plus you are likely better off now than you would have been in the service depending on your background...Once they are done using you than they just cast you aside like you didn't do shyt for them...And a younger version of you comes along.

 

[Neuromancer]

MAN no you don't...Why so you can have a beat up ass body at 38 and a bunch of issues that probably makes you an odd fit in any civilian setting that doesn't involve some form of violence of action? plus you are likely better off now than you would have been in the service depending on your background...Once they are done using you than they just cast you aside like you didn't do shyt for them...And a younger version of you comes along.

 

[Sunalmighty]

You would be a straight CLOWN to try to marry any chick while in the military




My brother told me that when he left for the Navy

Folks do that for benefits. It was like that when I was in. Benefits was 1 thing, but, the hustle was gettin married in a place like San Francisco, Miami or Manhattan because of the cost of living. Your BAH is based off the zip code you get married in.