When I'm drunk or high my cooking skills go up to Gordon Ramsay levels
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Well I'm a guy, I'm not supposed to cook. You're the one with the gash, go show us how it's done sweetheartRunny eggs are gross ass fukk. You posted a meal a 7 yr old could make if mommy let them use the stove breh
Sorry that wasn't nice
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
This isn't the 40's. If a dude can't cook, single or not, that's slippin. What if your fam gets sick and they want you to cook a healthy, nutritious meal? You open up the fridge like mayweather trying to read harry potter and then what
takeout? microwave food? eggs on toast?
Drug-influenced taste buds and visual cortexes do not compare to decades of world class cooking, mate. Eggs on buttered toast is DECIDEDLY average. LOL at making adding pepper sound special.
If Gordon Ramsay smoked a joint and hit a triple yacc his head would probably explode if he tasted his own cooking
when you said ramsay levels I was expecting something like this
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FRIED MASON
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I'm allergic to shellfish so I can't really be cooking up these sea roachesThis isn't the 40's. If a dude can't cook, single or not, that's slippin. What if your fam gets sick and they want you to cook a healthy, nutritious meal? You open up the fridge like mayweather trying to read harry potter and then what
takeout? microwave food? eggs on toast?
Drug-influenced taste buds and visual cortexes do not compare to decades of world class cooking, mate. Eggs on buttered toast is DECIDEDLY average. LOL at making adding pepper sound special.
If Gordon Ramsay smoked a joint and hit a triple yacc his head would probably explode if he tasted his own cooking
when you said ramsay levels I was expecting something like this
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
the same rules apply, friend.
step your cooking game up.. you will be so thankful for it. just youtube some shyt and start from there.
you'll be amazed at what you can achieve.
How u know I can't cook
I challenge YOU to a fukking cook off m8. Let's do this shyt
I can accept OP's cooking prowess, but next time you best use a cast iron skillet whip up some steak and omlettes.
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
lol i'm not about to waste time proving I can cook over the internet. my food isn't ramsay level but when I'm high i'm making a whole lot more than eggs on toast.How u know I can't cook
no beef though
I know I'm just fukking with u. A coli cook off would be kinda fun thoughlol i'm not about to waste time proving I can cook over the internet. my food isn't ramsay level but when I'm high i'm making a whole lot more than eggs on toast.
no beef though
joeychizzle
光復香港，時代革命
that actually would be
this being the coli i can see a few single mothers opening up tins of crap and then be like 'cooked a
we would probably end up seeing this
Tommy Knocks
retired
whats wrong with this plate.that actually would be
this being the coli i can see a few single mothers opening up tins of crap and then be like 'cooked astruggleplate for the bae' or 'cooking is my calling'
we would probably end up seeing this
yo wtf do you nikkas eat on a daily basis? yall nikkas always downing a plate but never posting actual plates. I wanna see what all you nikkas eat every day. like legit 7 days worth of food.
ive been living on my own since 17, almost 15 years. I will eat just about anything. I had fried rice and fried octopus a cpl hours ago for dinner. ate papa johns yesterday. what are yall eating?
lotta nikkas is fronting for the camera.
dont get me wrong, ill eat some real deal shyt, twice a week, really get down at a nice hot pot restaurant, had some 5 star restaurant style hamburger at the shangri la hotel last sunday, but yall acting like all yall dinners is legit every night. or hamburger helper is too good for yall. I wanna see receipts on what yall eat.
I see nothing wrong with that plate posted.
ExodusNirvana
Change is inevitable...
nikka just proud of his work...let em live
Field Marshall Bradley
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that actually would be
this being the coli i can see a few single mothers opening up tins of crap and then be like 'cooked astruggleplate for the bae' or 'cooking is my calling'
we would probably end up seeing this
Grilled/baked chicken, carrots, peas, beans....that's a great/healthy meal.
The presentation is wack, but us healthy eaters approve