MischievousMonkey
Gor bu dëgër
Months ago. I just went to the bathroom and washed my pits again with soap.
When is the last time you forgot to put on deodorant?
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YoungSimpson
RIP Strika
5th grade and I have never ever made that mistake again. I actually was out of deodorant and thought I could just hit my underarms with some baby powder and be good for the day. First class is cool, then later before lunch my shyt start tingling. Like my underarms just activated or some shyt. I damn near instantly smell myself. nikka smelling like a cut onion on the cool. I start faking like I got a stomach ache and sit in the back away from everybody, teacher wasn't tripping. Why this bytch put us in groups for an exercise. Now I got mfs pulling their desks up to mine and I'm trying to keep my arms down and as close to my body as possible which is causing my pits to sweat more. This lame ass nikka Tristan call out loud "somebody musty!!" Everybody laughing and I feel like I got a big ass hot light on me, but I'm not known for being musty sp nobody thinks it's me. They blaming the broke girl Angel. Luckily we got dismissed for lunch after that. I stopped by the bathroom on the way to the lunchroom and splashed my pits with some hand soap and water. I don't know why this shyt ain't work. My shyts was super activated this day. I get to lunch and I still feel the tingling so I ain't lift my arms to eat shyt. Not even 1 tater tot. Me and my boys was the cool kids so everybody surrounded us. I pulled him to the side and let him know what was up. nikka was like man you should've asked to use mine since we wal to school together. Fine ass Krystal comes to out lunch table and all up under me. Now my pits, back, and head sweating. Krystal looks like a young Chili from TLC. She sense me being short and stand offish with her and she gets an attitude with me and turns to talk to Randy lame ass laughing and giggling with him and shyt. This fukk nikka Randy the type of nikka that be up under you and steal all the shyt you say amd use it in front of crowds. I stop by thr bathroom again before returning to class and splash myself again. Sjit ain't working I'm smelling myself louder now. My pits went from tingling to damn near burning now. We get back in class and the shyt is undeniable nikkas is sniffing around me "oh that's you that's musty!" nikkas is clowning, I can't even come up with nothing to crack back.
-Today. Coworker unreliable so I got the message for overtime, got up, got ready & left quick. I keep some with me in my bag so it's no big deal.
