when is the right time to ask for DNA test to prove that its your baby

[GiGi]

Few days after delivery?
A week

Months?

Or wait like omarion???



Ladies chime in

Learn to pick better women and stop trying to turn tramps into housewives.

 

[Diondon]

Right there in the damn hospital. They got a lab don' t they?

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Learn to pick better women

Its hard these days

I might just end up with cousin

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

This guy typed sea section. I'm done.

That's how you spell it though

 

[GiGi]

Its hard these days

I might just end up with cousin

Not really. Stop looking for the "hottest" chick who dresses like a stripper and fluccks you like a porn star. Guys are always looking for the virtuous wh0re and thinking that they can wife up a woman like that and live happily ever after.

 

[GiGi]

That's how you spell it though

Its C-section (Caesarean section)

 

[-DMP-]

I thought they were mandatory at birth now days?



-DMP-

 

[philmonroe]

Just do it on your own without asking because it WILL fukk up your relationship. You could find out the kid isn't yours but you could also accuse a good faithful woman of being a hoe that would make someone take care of a kid that isn't theirs. I know if my husband asked me to get a dna test, we'd be getting a divorce on the way to getting the dna test to prove that the kid is his.

Thats cool that's why you always have to have them pre-nuptials lined up so Id be straight regardless like its not a ton f available women anyway. shyt you'd be helping me get some new guts you should get a Instead of me worrying about you leaving.

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Not really. Stop looking for the "hottest" chick who dresses like a stripper and fluccks you like a porn star. Guys are always looking for the virtuous wh0re and thinking that they can wife up a woman like that and live happily ever after.

So where should I look?
I'm turning 32

 

[Malcolmxxx_23]

Its C-section (Caesarean section)

I want my wife to get that

Keep the cooch fresh

 

[baracka zulu]

nikka, I'd be waiting with a q-tip @ the foot of the bed to swab that muthafukka soon as it popped out

These hoes ain't loyal, & I'm not bout to bankroll their thottery

 

[↓R↑LYB]

i said the same thing as yall........ "as soon as the baby comes out imma get da seed tested!!"

On fourth kid, and i never did that shyt.


You spend so much time preparing and making sure that everyhitng goes right - making sure the women is str8 that you don't think about that shyt right away, unless ur a lame and know for sure she cheated.


i got all mine done on the low. without bm knowing because every time i mentioned a test it's " Get a test, idgaf and when it shows up as yours I'll know what u really think of me, you think im a hoe. .. all i do is be at home while ur out doing whatever u do" ... "Did you make ur first BM get a test..... oh i get it, she was a virgin and i guess i been a "smut " or whatever u call it uhhh"

you let your broad speak without asking permission first?

 

[Supercoolmayo]

*me holding the baby for the first time*

me: he's a beautiful boy
her: like his daddy
me: may angels dance over his crib while he sleep
her: awwww baby
me: he'll grow to be strong and a real man.
her: just like his daddy
me: after we find out who his daddy is.
nurse: so catpiss are you ready
me: cotton swab us mama
her: wait!!!!.....what??
me: this is for the best.

at your name being catpiss in the story

 

[MCMLXXIX]

Ya same here

Me it will be done right after delivery
Moments before she gets to hold my seed

I don't Care if she does a water or sea section(whatever they call it)

DNA before they tie up her stomach back

#HOH

LOL!!!!

I thought you could get one at the hospital. If I was a man and the nurse turned around and said here Daddy, I would start swabbing and send the stuff off.

 

[GiGi]

I want my wife to get that

Keep the cooch fresh

Your child's health should be the first priority NOT keeping your wife's cooch tight for YOUR pleasure