*me holding the baby for the first time*
me: he's a beautiful boy
her: like his daddy
me: may angels dance over his crib while he sleep
her: awwww baby
me: he'll grow to be strong and a real man.
her: just like his daddy
me: after we find out who his daddy is.
nurse: so catpiss are you ready
me: cotton swab us mama
her: wait!!!!.....what??
me: this is for the best.
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White girl spit out a beige baby, odds are it's yours. Unless she's an super thot that likes fukkin multiple black guys 
Another reason to mess with pawgsWhite girl spit out a beige baby, odds are it's yours. Unless she's an super thot that likes fukkin multiple black guys
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Like what hoes don't fukk multiple dudes.
The solution ain't to mess with cave bytches but the solution is to wrap it up and/or don't fukk with untrustworthy females.
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Another reason to mess with pawgsWhite girl spit out a beige baby, odds are it's yours. Unless she's an super thot that likes fukkin multiple black guys
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Bring a cotton swab with you at the hospital and as soon as she falls asleep swab his mouth and go to the lab.
