When Keeping It Real Goes Wrong....(the coli edition)

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[Behind-the-wheel]

Lets see....

At work at the kitchen making my morning coffee...
My division chief comes in...she's this smokin hot woman in her 30's...

She comments on my heavy use of creamer in my coffee...
I auto-respond with "Yeeeep...I like my coffee like I like my women, light and sweet" not realizing I'm talking to a hot female and not the cacs & soldiers.

She looks at me like and says "Oh....okay...." and walks off.
You wanna talk about fukkin up....


I still get to this day when I'm talking to her...

 

[trick]

When I was around 9 one of my older sisters was complaining to my other sister about men while I was watching Pokemon. I was heated because I couldn't hear nothing so I told her if she didn't date so many guys she would find that guys are nicer (I didn't know where my logic was here but I was just tryna watch some pokemon mane). Wasn't tryna call her a ho but thats how she took it. Although if I was tryna call her one I wouldn't have been wrong.

I dunno if that's keeping it real gone wrong, seems like you gave her some good advice

 

[Supa cat]

When I was around 9 one of my older sisters was complaining to my other sister about men while I was watching Pokemon. I was heated because I couldn't hear nothing so I told her if she didn't date so many guys she would find that guys are nicer (I didn't know where my logic was here but I was just tryna watch some pokemon mane). Wasn't tryna call her a ho but thats how she took it. Although if I was tryna call her one I wouldn't have been wrong.

Ayo you ruthless. What was her reaction?

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Lets see....

At work at the kitchen making my morning coffee...
My division chief comes in...she's this smokin hot woman in her 30's...

She comments on my heavy use of creamer in my coffee...
I auto-respond with "Yeeeep...I like my coffee like I like my women, light and sweet" not realizing I'm talking to a hot female and not the cacs & soldiers.

She looks at me like and says "Oh....okay...." and walks off.
You wanna talk about fukkin up....


I still get to this day when I'm talking to her...

I'm pretty sure this story been told on here, and then you say you're not talking to a CAC but use the phrase smoking hot?

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

I'm pretty sure this story been told on here, and then you say you're not talking to a CAC but use the phrase smoking hot?

Yeah it's been told...I'm the one that told it!

That's what she is to me...smokin hot...what else imma call her?

Oh, I'm sorry...forgot I was on the Coli...let me break out my ebonics.

 

[Smoking With Cigarettes]

Ayo you ruthless. What was her reaction?

My sister that didnt get called a ho was cracking up and the one I did insult went deep into her accent and just went off. I struck that nerve deep

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Yeah it's been told...I'm the one that told it!

That's what she is to me...smokin hot...what else imma call her?

Oh, I'm sorry...forgot I was on the Coli...let me break out my ebonics.

Who said anything about using ebonics? All I said was that you used the word CAC to refer to white folks but you're using a phrase comonly used by "CACS". Your response is making me wonder now

 

[Bigtymer301]

Lol. That was the story about how i ended up getting jumped and beat up by five people. I told that back on sohh jn the ladies room back when it happened in 2007.

Let me tell you what was fukked up about that tho? My friend who i was with....straight up ran bolted bytched out to a bar almost a whole block away while i was getting beat up. Didnt even have my back or anything.

After that night we wasn't cool for a couple of months.

 

[Behind-the-wheel]

Who said anything about using ebonics? All I said was that you used the word CAC to refer to white folks but you're using a phrase comonly used by "CACS". Your response is making me wonder now

Yo, you should know...
I rollerbladed when I was younger, was even sponsored...had spiky hair and dated maaaad cac females too.
since you're collecting info for the Coli police...

Language is no indicator of status...

 

[EpicStoryTeller]

Yo, you should know...
I rollerbladed when I was younger, was even sponsored...had spiky hair and dated maaaad cac females too.
since you're collecting info for the Coli police...

Language is no indicator of status...

I don't care about any of that, I just found it odd that you'd use a phrase that white people use but then turn around and say cac. Why are you getting so defensive?