When lying is Mandatory: The Chris Dorner Story

[PS5 Pro]

Hello Arcadium, and welcome to another edition of WHEN LYING IS MANDATORY!!!
Now on todays episode we EXPOSE!!! the truth about the poster who went by the name of Chris Dorner
As you know, we don't do episodes on people unless there story has twist and turns that will shock and appall
We will reveal things that those exposed thought would never be revealed. So without further adue, I bring you The Chris Dorner Story....

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It was a sunny afternoon in September of 2013 when Chris was doing his usual stanning. He then let it be known that he wasn't a stan, and that I could check up on him to see. I guess he thought it wouldn't happen
AS it turns out, Ol' Chrissy poo has a lot on his chest, and I guess he wanted a conduit to get it all out?
You don't have to hid it anymore, let those colors shine Chris. Let that rainbow prism beam light so that your future journeys will no longer be filled with dark... I don't know, fukk it, roll the tape

Uh I own kinect sports Maybe you should stop assuming things instead of stanning all the time


I said kinect boxing on the ONE could be piff, I didn't really enjoy boxing on the current version, wasn't accurate enough.

My gamer tag? LGxxNasty. What's yours? I'm curious to see if you've played all the exclusives you've hyped up anyway.

See, just like a typical Xbot you've abandoned logic. I never said a jog > P90x

However, when people are mad they tend to misinterpret things. I'm assuming that's what you did here

& oh, you can tell I'm lying because you've done it? okay. 30 days of insanity got me WAY more results for my cut than 90 days of P90x.

The audacity of this dude after the bold, he just talks it up like he's in the clear
But after doing some MINOR researching I came across that gamertag. fukkery ensues...

http://xboxid.com/ (enter LGxxNasty and you get this)

I knew something wasn't right with this kat. So then I peeped his bio info
I'm gonna leave that alone for a minute. Maybe he is either openly or was joking?
I don't know, but the only game this nikka EVER PLAYED WAS YARIS

EXPOSED!!! ​

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[The Frozen One]

meanwhile courtdog's kids are like "when is daddy gonna get off the computer and feed us"

The struggle is real out here.

 

[Dwolf]

 

[PS5 Pro]

Ya boy is lying about having Kinect, just making dumbasses like yourself believe that a product is bad when in reality its good possibly
If you can't see the blatantness of his lies, then you have bigger problems to worry about

meanwhile courtdog's kids are like "when is daddy gonna get off the computer and feed us"

The struggle is real out here.

Yes, the flooding of posters who never post here.
I think some members of Team Coco are FURIOUS!!!

 

[Papsmear]

Yaris GOTY

 

[PS5 Pro]

Yaris GOTY

I can't make this up tho, the only fukkin game it says he has ever played is Yaris
But I haven't even gotten to the MEAT of this thread yet. I gotta wait for Chris to reply first
I'm not a mean guy, I want to make sure he's cool with exhibit B first.

@ChrisDorner where ya at bruh?

 

[yo moms]

@ChrisDorner is an associate of mine

 

[PS5 Pro]

@ChrisDorner is an associate of mine

Well when this thread reaches its climax, you might not want that to be known bruh
Dis nikka Chris Sandusky belongs on Dan Lebatards show, thats all I'm gonna say for now...

 

[Foxy]

Wonder what @ChrisDorner thinks of this thread

 

[Artificial Intelligence]

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[The Frozen One]

Ya boy is lying about having Kinect, just making dumbasses like yourself believe that a product is bad when in reality its good possibly
If you can't see the blatantness of his lies, then you have bigger problems to worry about



Yes, the flooding of posters who never post here.
I think some members of Team Coco are FURIOUS!!!

i think your kids are more FURIOUS!!! than your coli brethens here.

 

[Arabial Knight]

fukking poverty call out thread

System wars type ish

I disliked Dorner when he first showed up but I've found myself agreeing with a lot of shyt he has to say lately.

 

[ChrisDorner]

Oops it's LGXxxnasty

Thanks for the thread though

 

[yo moms]

Oops it's LGXxxnasty

Thanks for the thread though