When she asks you questions with no right answer..

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Why the fukk women ask you shyt where both answers is an L?

for example, I smashed a big girl last weekend (her throat game crazy and the box on point). She cool people , brings food for a nikka and she comes to me whenever I text her so I ain’t gotta deal with traffic , never had to take her on any dates or spend any money on her.

Red bone with locs but she a big bytch. Like big titties , big booty, big stomach , big legs , big arms :francis:

I finish round 1 and we laid up and this bytch gonna ask me “do you think I’m fat?” So I try and redirect the convo multiple times but she keeps bringing it back to her being a big bytch…which we both know she is.

this the 3rd time she came over and out the blue she hits me with this question. Mind you , I’m
pretty lit lol. She start hitting me with the “keep it real with me” and “I ain’t sensitive I want to hear the truth”….so at this point if I say no, we both know it’s an obvious lie and now I look like a fraud . If I say yes now her feelings about to get hurt and I probably lose that guaranteed free sex.

They always say honestly is the best policy right ?:mjlit:
So after 30 mins of interrogation I got annoyed and told that bytch straight up “ yes I think your fat”…rest of the night was weird, she kept saying shyt like “how could you say that? And I can’t believe you called me fat”

ain’t heard from her since other than “I made it home safe”.

coli brethran, how do y’all handle these dumb ass questions with no right answer? And before y’all say leave these fat hoes alone , I know . When you in a drought sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do if it falls in your lap :yeshrug:
 
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:yeshrug:If you were annoyed, it could’ve been the way you came at her. Charge it to the game if she doesn’t mean shyt to you.
 
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K1ngScorp said:
Why the fukk women ask you shyt where both answers is an L?

for example, I smashed a big girl last weekend (her throat game crazy and the box on point). She cool people , brings food for a nikka and she comes to me whenever I text her so I ain’t gotta deal with traffic , never had to take her on any dates or spend any money on her.

Red bone with locs but she a big bytch. Like big titties , big booty, big stomach , big legs , big arms :francis:

I finish round 1 and we laid up and this bytch gonna ask me “do you think I’m fat?” So I try and redirect the convo multiple times but she keeps bringing it back to her being a big bytch…which we both know she is.

this the 3rd time she came over and out the blue she hits me with this question. Mind you , I’m
pretty lit lol. She start hitting me with the “keep it real with me” and “I ain’t sensitive I want to hear the truth”….so at this point if I say no, we both know it’s an obvious lie and now I look like a fraud . If I say yes now her feelings about to get hurt and I probably lose that guaranteed free sex.

They always say honestly is the best policy right ?:mjlit:
So after 30 mins of interrogation I got annoyed and told that bytch straight up “ yes I think your fat”…rest of the night was weird, she kept saying shyt like “how could you say that? And I can’t believe you called me fat”

ain’t heard from her since other than “I made it home safe”.

coli brethran, how do y’all handle these dumb ass questions with no right answer? And before y’all say leave these fat hoes alone , I know . When you in a drought sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do if it falls in your lap :yeshrug:
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you made it seem like she wanted to get serious:mjpls:


The correct answer is

“you’re not fat, you’re fluffy” “there’s a difference” :troll: “I don’t engage in sexual contact with fat girls”


Case closed. Y’all need to read books and step your wordplay up.
 
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Stupid questions = stupid answers

But you prolly dodged a bullet anyway, If you said yes be ready for the emotional baggage she about to pile on you.

NO ONE smashes empty handed homie :usure:
 
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be real with her then give her some positive reinforcement

fat doesnt mean unattractive or ugly...its means big...she know she big...buit if she still managing to get her back blown she must be working with something/you're into some aspect of her...compliment those things then hit it again.
 
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Ethnic Vagina Finder said:
you made it seem like she wanted to get serious:mjpls:


The correct answer is

“you’re not fat, you’re fluffy” “there’s a difference” :troll: “I don’t engage in sexual contact with fat girls”


Case closed. Y’all need to read books and step your wordplay up.
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When I first hit she asked me straight up what I was looking for and I told her nothing serious. Told her I ain’t looking for a relationship and I’m just trying to have fun (i only been in the DMV about half a year now) and she said she’s looking for the same (she’s new to MD from DC). Second time I hit she was in and out but this time she was buggin. I only hit her up to come through late nights since I assumed we were on the same page …well she switched up on me. She did throw out that she wanted a boyfriend for the winter out the blue and I deaded that saying I told you what I was on from the jump….then more convo about the movie , joking around then she hit me with that question. shyt killed the whole mood unless I was inside her. No contact is the name of the game for now :yeshrug:
 
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You gitta step your psychological game up

I woulda flipped it back on her on some "do YOU think you're fat?" type shyt then proceeded fron there to shadowbox around her original question
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i ain’t that sloppy. I did ask her that and she says “yeah I know I’m fat. I’m a big bytch. Do YOU think I’m fat?”…at that point she boxed me in and I had to say yes. We both know the truth so lying would be the worse answer, or so I thought
 
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