When she invites you and your boy over with her friends

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Be excited as hell and then right when y'all ready


You get a text that starts of with "omg you're soooo gonna hate me but-"

With some excuse, don't even gotta give an example it'll be any old damn reason :trash:

That used to have me tight for the whole night

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hol up...what the friend look like??....homie might be in for a 'take one for the team' night....:mjgrin:

almost had to swing on my man's for setting me up one time :francis:
Many years ago, my old high school friend couldn’t drive yet. Said if I drive him down to some sketchy neighbourhood, the girl he’s smashing is living with her cousin and she’s DTF.

I asked him numerous times if she was fat/ugly? He assure me she’s “cool.”:francis: First red flag.

Get to the apartment. I’m already on edge parking my car in this run down area. I try and park in the most discreet area posible. Get inside, the woman he’s smashing is a solid 8.:ohhh:

I’m thinking “her cousin must be bad if they’re related right?”:francis:

Almost in comical fashion, her fat ass cousin waddles out of the kitchen with a mountain of Oreos.:hhh:


I look at my boy like :stopitslime: he look at me like :yeshrug:

I don’t even entertain this walrus. I fall asleep on the sofa and don’t say a word to that prick on the whole journey back.:unimpressed:


I made sure he paid for the gas money though.
 

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Back it high school expect instead of FaceTime they use to say “put him on the phone” and hoes would judge off the voice. shyt was comedy because we would pull up and the hoes would be like :shaq::russ::mjlol:


When one of my homie pulled up who use to gas them on the phone but was really ugly gang in real life
 

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Back it high school expect instead of FaceTime they use to say “put him on the phone” and hoes would judge off the voice. shyt was comedy because we would pull up and the hoes would be like :shaq::russ::mjlol:


When one of my homie pulled up who use to gas them on the phone but was really ugly gang in real life
Breh would try and put so much bass in their voices sounding like Darth Vader :russ:
 
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