When speaking on male sex symbols, how come Bruno Mars is rarely mentioned?

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nikka like 5'1. how many midgets you kno out chea fukkin dese hoes

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To answer the OP I think it's cause he comes off like your little brother that knows how to sing and dance. Like he does remixes with the disney justin beiber.

He needs to grow up, rebel a little and get some edge to him:manny:
 

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He's too short.
Male sex symbols are usually at least 6 feet tall.
 

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he's probably not masculine enough to be considered one

if he took some creatine and stopped having that weird haircut he would be ...

but I don't think he gives a fukk he's a great singer very talented is rich, i'm sure he does fine with the ladies and can be himself all he wants and doesn't have to conform to anybody
 

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I actually like him a lot, but with that detached sort of regard I have for celebrities :lupe:

I mean, guy's cute, can sing and blurts out some funny lines like ''baby squirrel, you's a sexy motherfukker'', but I don't know what he's been up to besides doing coke. :lupe:

He's not really sex symbol material though, too many simp songs. That Grenade one was just :skip: like, guy singing about being suicidal and demanding reciprocity :camby:
 

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Bruno Mars look like:

1. A lost member of "The Jets"
2. An age-progression of Blanket Jackson
3. Jim Carrey from that "In Living Color" sketch where he was the Indian Elvis
 
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