When to throw your barber in the bushes.....

[Silver Surfer]

Barbers get complacent and start doing little slick shyt. Bring your beard down to low, making your mustache thin, pushing your hairline back, being late for appointments etc gotta check them soon as that starts

Fareal bruh....im pissed because I know I need to cut him off at this point....after all these years.....fukk it

 

[Unolove]

Barber in my hood does everything for ten dollars but I be going to them Spanish folks cuz they hit u with the razor

 

[J.E.T.S]

The worst is when you trying to rock as natural of a hairline as possible and they wanna go all precise with ya shyt pushing the corners back a little.

I do my own beard now and tell the barber straight up, don’t touch my shyt!

Nothing more aggravating than to spend weeks looking all nasty to get ya beard back wide up to the cheek bone and full… then the barber wants to get all happy and push it back down looking like a wide ass chinstrap.

 

[SupaHotIce]

Barber keeps fukking up my beard but he doesn't want me to do it myself because he thinks I will make him look bad

 

[Unolove]

Nah I can relate tho. Bout to throw my loctician in the bushes. bytch always has me waiting on her, I’m tired of the unprofessionalism

I had braids and twist and they almost locked, I’m bout to re grow them, how much your loc person charge I’m tryna get a feel for how much I should be spending last time I just let my mom do it(her and all my siblings are dreads)

 

[Absolut da poet ®]

I've thrown many barbers in the bushes

I do it myself now

 

[Umoja]

Lol let me guess, he disconnected your moustache from your beard

or gave you a pencil thin moustache looking like a 12 year old boy

The worst is when they stand at a distance, and tilt their head, as though there is some way of fixing the fukk up

 

[the cool]

In 2014 it was 12 dollars a cut

2021 he charging 35 now



Had to bush

 

[Mowgli]

Cut your hair against the grain.

 

[Jeshaman]

When they start feeling themselves, ignore your instructions and turn your head into a blank canvas to indulge their creative juices.

 

[Gold]

nikka stay disconnecting my beard

I might fight a barber for this.

My hair grows slow as hell already, it will be 2022 before my shyt reconnects again

 

[FLYINHAWAIIAN]

Haven't been to a barber since covid

I'm rocking the Rick Ross beard and whenever I eat pizza I get hair in my mouth

I stayed getting that corner hair between the moustache and beard in my mouth from eating tacos.
Just got my shyt trimmed down on Tuesday.

 

[BangBike]

It's easier than ever to start cutting your own shyt now..

Cop some clippers, a t-outliner and a 3 way mirror..

Watch some YouTube videos for guidance.
There's a whole community of self cutters..

My barber hasn't seen me since 2015..


Probably thinks I got locked up..
fukking fakkit...

 

[KingDanz]

It's easier than ever to start cutting your own shyt now..

Cop some clippers, a t-outliner and a 3 way mirror..

Watch some YouTube videos for guidance.
There's a whole community of self cutters...

nope, tried this and was looking crazy. never again.

 

[MidniteJay]

nope, tried this and was looking crazy. never again.

I like to save money by doing simple shyt myself but I don't trust my hands with a haircut at all. And I usually get something simple like a ceasar or a ceasar fade. I can't risk fukkin' up because work won't even let me wear a beanie.