That's not fair to iguanas bruh.
"Green iguanas can be described as leading fairly active social lives, at least during the breeding season. They are territorial lizards with a lek-style breeding system: males choose exposed arboreal display sites, deliberately selecting trees that are dead or sparsely vegetated. They advertise their ownership of this territory with lots of head-bobbing and displaying of the large dewlap, and patrol the territory - moving from perch to perch, head-bobbing with each perch change. Males that try to move into the area are chased away, but females – in cases as many as eight – move into the territory, and here they compete among themselves for access to the territory-holding male"
you might be on to something here. That does seem like very typical traits of some female humans.
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