When u moved in with ur girl

[Sensitive Blake Griffin]

who da fukk laughs at getting farted in their face? I don't give a fukk who you are to me. Its even more disgusting when someone I love does it.

 

[Morethan1]

Back in November my chick was backed up real bad

I swear to God she rolled over and said I meed you too put your finger up my ass. She said I'm gonna squeeze really hard and to try to get some of the shyt to come down

At that point I knew we were too comfortable around each other

But she still don't for me to cum in her mouth due to my fascination with malt liquor

 

[Kalik]

Back in November my chick was backed up real bad

I swear to God she rolled over and said I meed you too put your finger up my ass. She said I'm gonna squeeze really hard and to try to get some of the shyt to come down

At that point I knew we were too comfortable around each other

But she still don't for me to cum in her mouth due to my fascination with malt liquor

No glove or nuthin?

 

[ugksam]

did you get shyt up under your fingernail?

 

[ThumpDaddy]

I mean, I shyt when I want and she does when she wants. We have no problem with seeing each other shyt but it's not something that we do on the regular.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

who da fukk laughs at getting farted in their face? I don't give a fukk who you are to me. Its even more disgusting when someone I love does it.

SMH @ that nikka trying to act like that's some normal relationship shyt.

 

[Alec Baldwin]

Back in November my chick was backed up real bad

I swear to God she rolled over and said I meed you too put your finger up my ass. She said I'm gonna squeeze really hard and to try to get some of the shyt to come down

At that point I knew we were too comfortable around each other

But she still don't for me to cum in her mouth due to my fascination with malt liquor

That's as close as it gets breh. You got a keeper.

 

[Ninjaz In Paris]

SMH @ that nikka trying to act like that's some normal relationship shyt.

when you get a girl you'll understand

 

[Token]

I don't even fart around my siblings.
I was raised to believe that ish was disrespectful. Take your ass to the bathroom or an empty room and let that out.

 

[AquaCityBoy]

when you get a girl you'll understand

Understand that's a good way to lose one?

 

[DreadHead P]

I was good before we even moved in together, I'm not sure if she ever got comfortable wit it though

 

[channelzero]

I ran the sink water every time i took a shi*t so she wouldnt know

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

i been with my girl for like 12 years.
i was farting on her within 2 weeks of dating.

for some reason it bothers me when she walks in on me shytting.

 

[stealthbomber]

i been with my girl for like 12 years.
i was farting on her within 2 weeks of dating.

for some reason it bothers me when she walks in on me shytting.

@ your avi

 

[Orbital-Fetus]

@ your avi

next level shyt.